World's longest human penis

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  1. Shithead

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    Man with 'world's longest penis' says women are too afraid to have sex with him
    • 16:41, 28 August 2015
    • Updated 21:29, 28 August 2015
    • By Ross Logan
    Lonely Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims his anaconda is actually a disability that leaves him unable to work


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    X-ray of the man's Roberto Esquivel Cabrera, 52, penis
    A man who claims he has the world's largest penis says women are too scared to have sex with him.

    Super-endowed Roberto Esquivel Cabrera also claims his manhood is actually a disability that leaves him unable to work.

    Not only that, but the 52-year-old's 18.9in member is so long that ladies are afraid of it.

    The member hangs well below his knees and he wants his 'gift' to be recognised by the Guinness Book of World Records.



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    Well endowed: Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
    But he also wants to be registered as disabled because he says his giant penis gets in the way and he is not able to hold down a proper job.

    Cabrera, from Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, underwent a medical examination and had an X-ray done of his massive manhood to satisfy anyone who doubted him.

    And doctors at a health centre in the city of Saltillo, in the north-eastern Mexican state of Coahuila, have confirmed that "according to the scan" in 3D, it is genuine.

    A doctor there said the main part of his willy was just over 6 inches long and the rest was extra skin.



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    Size matters: Roberto Esquivel Cabrera believes his enormous penis is a disability
    Cabrera has approached health services to support his claim he is disabled.

    He said: "Look where it is, it goes far below the knees.

    "I cannot do anything, I cannot work, and I am a disabled so I want authorities to declare me as a disabled person and give me support.

    "Then, I want to go to the Guinness to get recognition."

    Medical experts suggest troubled Cabrera might be able to opt for a voluntary modification of his anatomy and have a shaft reduction operation.

    He was deported from the USA to Saltillo in 2011 and lives alone in a room given to him by his brothers.

    He survives on social assistance and scavenges for food and materials on waste dumps.

    He has no friends and wherever he goes he says people shun him.

    Prior to his claim to having the longest penis in the world it is believed the honour belonged to an American man called Johan Falcon whose manhood measures a strapping 13.38 inches.

    Cabrera’s story and struggle for help is to be published in a book called El Sordido Pudor (Sordid Shyness), by a local newspaper.
     
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    Beer can thick!
     
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    Just like most guys only the skin is on the other end.

    :fdrum:

    I'm sure women are put off by the "size" and not the freakish chunk of skin hanging from the dudes member. Does 2 feet of foreskin really count as the longest "penis"?
     
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    Been a hardship for me, as well.

    I need to bring in friends to help me masturbate.

    I can't pee without dipping my penis in the toilet water.

    I scare the neighbors when I bend over to pluck weeds.

    But I've overcome the hardships.

    I'm a survivor.

    A survivor with an enormous penis.
     
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    your post is suspect without an x-ray
     
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    So get the man a mohel and he should be good right?
     
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    Boo fucking hoo......
     
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    What a dick...
     
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    exactly
     
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    From now on I am measuring from the top of my head since technically it's all connected.
     
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    Just think of the lampshades that could be made
     
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    cut it off then!
     
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    Ex ray pic...o_O
    Send that shit to Guiness.

    If he really wants notoriety, there needs to be an unfiltered unfucked with photograph.:coffee:
     
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    ...im ok with the length of mine i just wish it didnt weight so much.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...vivid entertainment has dispatched a talent scout to mexico. their client farrah abrams needs the work
     
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    And how many women (and I guess some men too) are waiting for this guy to join Ashley Madison
     
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