News World's Most Powerful Drug Lord 'El Chapo' Guzman Escapes From Prison Again

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  1. fland

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    He paid the right people.
     
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    If drugs were legalized this guy wouldn't be a kingpin
     
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    His cartel brings in 100 million a week. 99% of the drugs make it into the US. It begs the question, who is getting paid?
     
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    Prison officials probably booked him a town car to a private airfield.
     
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    Crime doesn't pay














    taxes
     
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    When you're THAT big an operation, you're greasing A LOT of palms
     
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    Amado Carrillo Fuentes (the most powerful drug lord in the world before his death) was paying more than $800 million a year in bribes:

     
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    You really think no republican hands are greased in the drug trade? Boy i got some sweet ocean front property for you,
     
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    Anyway, there will never be another drug lord like Pablo Escobar. 30 billion. It's a shame he went into politics and got all psychotic over it, if he had stayed quite he would have been fine.


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    Where's Rog and Riggs when you need em?!
     
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    Rafael Caro Quintero had a fleet of Bowing 747's that he used to fly tons of cocaine into the US. You tell me that no US official knew about that :rolleye:
     
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    Oof CIA contra stuff. You're right. This situation needs a full on John MacLaine!

     
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    Indeed. of course it is just speculation for the sake of entertainment on our part. Right bro?
     
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    Well the guy had a lot of money. Any of his prison guards could've gone rogue and killed him. But he wet everyone's beak. He didn't escape, they opened the doors for him I'm sure.
     
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    And/or threatened
     
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    He probably had a 5 star suite as a cell. and plenty of cartel members as protection.
     
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    But again you have to hand it to Pablo. He built his own luxury prison, sold it to the government and had the the guards on his payroll :jj: