World's 'oldest person' turns 116 in China

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    [video=youtube;4s9FwZ5tzrs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s9FwZ5tzrs#t=26[/video]
     
  2. Gitfiddle

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    Ho Li Fuk
     
  3. LonghornJ

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    Nobody really knows how old some asshole in the rural Chinese mountains is... when he dies maybe they can cut his leg off and count the rings to verify.
     
  4. boxers

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    As soon as someones gotta wipe my ass.....let alone help me sit down, Im cutting the wrist
     
  5. Orgy Pants

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    bet he loves sabbath
     
  6. face palm

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    first to ask if Dave is chinese
     
  7. boxers

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    I heard on tv that Yoplait yogurt was what helped people to live past 100
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    Took until post 6 for a dave mention.

    You guys are slipping.
     
  9. face palm

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    i was also surprised
     
  10. face palm

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    cus your old :lol:
     
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    Dave was his mentor, Wun old Fuk
     
  12. Daveindiego

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    Hey Gramps, you want to reminisce and tell us all about some old Mickey Mantle stories again. :smile:
     
  13. HeinousMark

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  14. TonyJax

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    Same as people born in kenya, I want to see a certificate of live birth. :boobily:
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    She looks great for her age. :c
     
  16. newcastlefan

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    you want us to set you up on a date with her? she might be a little young for you.
     
  17. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    China is probably lying.
     
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    Every single claim of being older than 120 years has been proven false :coffee:
     
  19. zhukov

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    that dude should market the 123 logo

    millions, I tell ya
     
  20. garypagetwo

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    Shes almost as old as the videos you usually post!!!