News World's Tallest Teenager Can't Stop Growing Due to Rare Genetic Condition

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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  2. Hugh Blowmont

    Hugh Blowmont Just be funny

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    That is going to be one huge coffin in a few years...
     
  3. jdwhatever

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    Seems like he has a good attitude.
     
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    He'd make a good bub.
     
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    They should attach antennas to his head. You know, on accounta him getting taller.
     
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    He will be Sterns favorite wack packer, because he is beer can thick

    "How big is your Penis? Are you beer can thick? Could I see it? Could I taste it?"


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    Wish him well, tough life
     
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    Dik Report?

    :chair:

    (And what is his grocery bill?)
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Poor guy. Can't even take any pain killers for his condition. :(
     
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    Damn.
    Fight the good fight big man.
     
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    Got his mom's chin.
     
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    Per day...

    :munch:
     
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    It is not a life I would want.
     
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    Nope!!!

    Not even if he ended up a Bond villain like Jaws.
     
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    As a kid I remember going to Niagara Falls and visiting the Guinness World Record Museum. One of the attractions was the tallest woman in the world Sandy Allen who I believe was 7'7''. She had a really deep voice and was huge. I was probably 10 years-old at the time and remember feeling weird that they had a woman on display for people to pay and look at like they did back in the days of Freak Shows. I had heard she didn't mind doing it, but is still odd when I was a kid to see her sort of on display for people to simply stare at.

     
  17. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Do I look like I'm not stupid, Sal?! Gold

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    That's just breakfast.
     
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    Actually - he's just a fat kid on stilts. That's why they don't show his legs. Too bad - could have won next years slam-dunk comp.
     
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    He will live to the ripe old age of 35 if he's lucky.
     
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