Worlds Ugliest Dog

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  1. wetback

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    image.jpg PETALUMA, Calif. (AP) — A 10-year-old mutt named Quasi Modo, whose spinal birth defects left him a bit hunchbacked, is the winner of this year's World's Ugliest Dog contest.

    The pit bull-Dutch shepherd mix and his owner took the $1,500 prize Friday night, besting 25 other dogs competing in the contest that applauds imperfection, organizers said.

    Quasi Modo was abandoned at an animal shelter before being adopted by a veterinarian in Loxahatchee, Florida, according to his biography posted on the contest's website.

    "My appearance can be a little unsettling to some (I have had grown men jump on top of their cars to get away from me because they thought I was a hyena or Tasmanian devil) but once they get to know me I win them over with my bubbly personality," his biography said.

    Two Chinese crested and Chihuahua mixes named Sweepee Rambo and Frodo took the second- and third-place prizes, respectively.

    An 8-year-old Chihuahua named Precious received the "spirit award," honoring a dog and owner who have overcome obstacles and/or are providing service to the community. Precious, who is blind in one eye, is trained to monitor smells related to low blood sugar levels and alert her owner, a disabled veteran, of the problem, her biography said.

    The contest, held at the Sonoma-Marin Fairgrounds in Petaluma, California, is in its 27th year.

    The dogs are scored by a three-judge panel in several categories, including special or unusual attributes, personality and natural ugliness.
     
  2. Stevie

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    60 bucks....2 hours.
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    If I were a dude dog and that was a chick dog, I wouldn't fuck it after the last call with 20 shots waiting for me at the bar.
     
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    The dog has confidence tho... Like a fat girl with a pretty face, attitude counts
     
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    Wait, WUT???
     
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    Whoa.
     
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    I think he was aiming at something like this

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    Your mug is uglier than any dog anus buddy... prob smells worse too
     
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    I'm not your buddy friend....and your spelling is atrocious.
     
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    I'm not your friend, pal

    And my spelling is great
     
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    Romo rhymes with Homo.


    HA!



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    I'm going to ban you from my Fantasy Football thread come September unless you change your attitude mister.







    :fil: <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Red Baron :jj: What a faggot.
     
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    Jokes on you, no Lions worth drafting this season anyway beeeyotch
     
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    Degenerates...
     
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    I SAAAAIIIID... Yadda yadda yadda.

    Read it again, chipmunk.
     
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    Youre saying you wouldnt take CJ in RD 4?
     
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    She's got her nails all done and her fat-girl tits hanging out.

    Might even have a thong on.

    Party time.
     
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    He'd be gone by then, to some other schmuck.

    I'm starting to feel the fever tho... damn FF
     
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    Eager for recognition to throw shade in her cuter friends faces that she's the one scoring tonight...

    Yeah, I've been that mark...
     
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!









    :jj:
     
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    Join the club.

    Her head game always makes up for it though. :jj: