world's worst..... heart surgeon?

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  1. hqb45568

    hqb45568 New Member

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    Let's help the dim-wit twins come up with answers for the game.


    So what would you say for: world's worst... heart surgeon?

    mine: "i only can only fix white peoples' hearts"
     
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  2. John

    John Member VIP

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    I must be getting better at this, his nose hasn't light up once.
     
  3. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    "Your heart looks perfectly healthy Mr Lange"
     
  4. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    "Wasn't I wearing a watch?":scratch:
     
  5. Ipokesmot

    Ipokesmot Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Sorry my hands shake"
     
  6. RickAndMartie

    RickAndMartie Member

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    Hold on, let me see what it says in the manual.
     
  7. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    "Hi. This is Sal Governale. Most white hearts don't normally match with black hearts..."
     
  8. mpa

    mpa Active Member

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    blurtsout: Idon'tknowhowtodoheartsurgery
     
  9. ilovebacon

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    "Well, they say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, so I guess we'll start there..."
     
  10. shitba

    shitba Shot Dead VIP

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    .....
     
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