Worst beer you ever had ?

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  1. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    Earlier tonight for the first time I had a glass of guinness. Stopped by a local bar and thought "why not, its pretty damn popular"...

    Sorry, guinness fans, but it was one of the worst beers i've ever had. It was an espresso mixed with cigarette butts. No matter how bad a beer is I can stomach it and finish it off. However after 3 sips I had the bartender toss it out.

    Budweiser is my faaaaavorite. Before was, sleeman and heineken, can't stand them now.
     
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    yingling is overrated piss water
     
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    As a 16 year old this shit was cheap ($2.10 a can in 1999) and got you fucked up quick (3 would do the trick) but the problem was it tasted like paint thinner. If you could keep the first one down without yacking you could be fucked up in 30 minutes or so. Some of the best times of my life were spent drinking this toxic waste.
     
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    Fosters or Coors both horrible
     
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    Bud, Coors, miller. Shameful that they lead this country in beer sales. Shame on you America.

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    Definitely one of the worst IMO:

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    Used to be in the beer business, and the absolute worst beer I've ever tasted was Pearl, brewed in Texas by people who don't know how to brew beer- even worse than Schlitz malt liquor. :puke:
     
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    Guiness is very good. This beer gave me a hangover having only 3, and this was in college, the absolute worst thing I've ever tasted.
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    Agreed. Used to buy this Armadillo piss for $3 dollars and some change for a case. Came in a plain brown box.
    I believe it was the same brewery responsible for Lone Star as well.
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    Budweiser. Period. I don't know how anyone can enjoy that fucking garbage.

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    A warm bottle of Michelob in 1976 while tripping.
    I think it had a dead mouse in it.

    Didn't stop me from finishing the whole thing. :confused:
     
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    Bud Ice. Fucking vomit-inducing.
     
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    Lucky Lager, the beer that came with a puzzle inside the bottle cap. A shot of Tequila and a long gulp of Lucky.....a Northwest tradition!

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    My wife is from Europe and knows great beer, I thought she might like Yingling - all the hipsters nowadays like it. She immediately said it tasted like cat piss.
     
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    I was staying at a hotel one night - just me. I decided to buy a six pack of IPA from a micro brewery (never had it before). I took one swig and poured the entire six pack down the sink. I don't remember the brand, but it was Helicious!
     
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    It would have to be a flavored beer. Pumpkin , cherry and other crap doesn't belong in beer.
     
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    I grabbed one of these out of the bottom of a cooler at a party:

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    I don't even like regular blue moon, but this shit is just shockingly awful.