Worst Christmas bonus ever

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by low selfestitle, Dec 20, 2012.

  1. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    One plastic baggie containing:

    1 Individual serving of Knorr powdered soup mix (Garden Vegetable)
    1 Pepper packet
    1 Salt Packet
    1 Plastic Spoon
    1 Individual packet of Premium Plus crackers

    Tied off with four inches of ribbon and labelled with a personalized :)yes:) sticker that reads "Happy Holidays [employee's first name]".

    I don't know what else to say. :dontknow:
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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  3. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    Holy shit :facepalm:
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Gold

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    :rofl: at that point you just say..."there will be no xmas bonuses this year" that is a little less insulting.
     
  6. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    Well that's shitty :haha:
     
  7. nazdrowie

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  9. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    I'm shocked. That's really, really bad.

    That's like gather your co-workers and step into his/her office and call them out bad.

    :console:
     
  10. Cheri

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    This can't be real :jj:
     
  11. h5htyt76757j

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    nigga gots some bootleg saltines too yo :jj:
     
  12. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Exactly.
     
  13. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    :hat:

    1 packet of Saltines (individual serving)
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Jelly of the month club
     
  15. nightshift

    nightshift so so stupid VIP

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    i thought nothing was bad

    thats worse

    :rolleye:
     
  16. Cheri

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    Jelly of the month club is better than this.
     
  17. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    Throw it at your employer's head. :yes:
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    And how the hell is a powdered soup called garden vegetable?
     
  20. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    That's got to be a joke.