Worst Material Ever

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by hollywoodrose, Nov 29, 2012.

  1. hollywoodrose

    hollywoodrose Member VIP

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    Those christmas songs might be the worst thing I've ever heard on the show. They sound like something off of some really horrible morning zoo station - forgetting for a minute whoever's responsible for writing them, the production quality is so bad you think it's meant to be part of the joke. And the performances by kid rock and the staff sound like they're reading the words for the first time when they sing it. I don't know how anyone could possibly let this on the air. :facepalm:
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

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    I think you will find the answer in the amount of money it costs to produce.
     
  3. Gusbuss

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    Jason was giving DePace a dig about how hard it is to direct Howard TV. Said DePace makes the graphics etc. The swirly graphics he make for the games look like a 10 year old does them. How hard is it do direct the cameras away from Howard hiding behind his mIc. Pure crap. He could never be a real director.
     
  4. Jim Lahey

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    DePace is like Dubya Bush: he articulates progressive and liberal ideas much better than us liberals ever could. Every HTV fail, ripped-off "invention" and poorly reasoned argument he makes drives public opinion and support a little further leftward.

    Keep up the great work, guys!!!!
     
  5. Imus O Sternsky

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    The Bigfoot Jr shit has been played to death and isn't 1 /1000th as funny as the real Bigfoot it is or was. Just pack your shit and leave Howie, It's way past the end, just fade into oblivion with the trophy whore and save yourself any more shame.
     
  6. EndOfLine

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    'This just in: The 'T' in Angus T. Jones stands for totally fucking crazy'

    :facepalm:

    Whoever is handing him shit lately needs to be fired.
     
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    When your head writer is benjy bronk you have failed.
     
  8. Dainty Jainty

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    Fucking ponderous!
     
  9. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    Comedy is mean and offensive.
    Why would anyone say hurtful things just for laughs?

    And if Howard thinks he may have offended Negros,gooks, or fruits he immediately sends Sal & Richard or Wolfie out to interview evil racist white people.

    BTW Do you know how you can tell the Tradio calls are fake?
    The Tradio guys never repeats or remotely make reference to things Sal & Richard say.
    The boys just re-record their end of the phone call.

    Early on in the Revolution Fred played 2 different phony phone calls with the same fake caller on the line.
     
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  10. TaTa Toothy

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    I haven't listened to the show in years, but it was still fun to come here and read how badly the HSS had declined. However, reading the above goes beyond bad/funny. The show has become tragedy. :bigcry:
     
  11. AxlCorey

    AxlCorey Well-Known Member

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    I would argue the phony Broadway play clips are even worse.
     
  12. IlluminatiJones

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    No......................tragedies are generally interesting. There isn't a word for what the show's become.

    If it wasn't for the hypocrisy, or the complete about-faces he's made over the past few years, there would be absolutely nothing to talk about....................and even that stuff is wearing thin, as Thelma ominously pointed out earlier this week.

    The dildo has pretty much been fully inserted into his anus...........................all that's left is the mailing of the thank you and condolence cards, so to speak.

    What a complete and utter fraud! This rivals the Lufthansa heist..................................

    cue Clapton's "Layla" as they find the bodies of Artie in the freezer, Jackie with Nanci in a pink Volvo in front of the Cordoza Hotel.....................Stuttering John, KC, Grillo, etc.

    Billy was Tommy, who'd gotten it in the back of the head years ago.

    Morrie? an amalgamation of show exiles: Richard Simmons, Pat Cooper, etc.
     
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    bucketbuddy New Member

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    me too, go home howard. it's over...
     
  14. IHateHoward2

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    jackie the gent being told there was a problem, and there was nothing they can do...
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  15. Bye You!

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    stuff like this that comes out when he's doing his new monologue bit!!! THAT IS THE WORST MATERIAL EVER!!!!! EVER!!!!!!!!!

    he sits around reading things out load, that, not only didn't he write, but he has clearly never read, trying to sound like Andy Rooney, and he fails miserably! it is AWFUL!

    this gets said a lot lately, but i swear it is true now: it's like he KNOWS it's awful, and it trying to punish us, or Sirius.

    Because, seriously, how could he not know?
     
  16. Bye You!

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    you're killing me, Nemo. Is nothing sacred anymore?

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    :bigcry:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    There are some jokes that would have been funny maybe back during Abbott and Costello. Now they're a little painful. I recognize that someone's putting in some effort but they aren't really funny.
     
  18. Nemo

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    it is so over the top....and unfunny.
    feces run generator???
    :facepalm:

    Does middle America really believe Sal is one of them?
    The long guyland guy with a tri-state area phone number doing a horrible hillbilly impersonation?
     
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    that may be the dumbest thing i have ever heard.
     
  20. Nemo

    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    that conversation never took place.
    Sal & Richard re-re-re-do their end of the conversation.
    I wish the tradio guys would release the raw real conversation....:jj: