Worst porn dialogue ever

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    saw this gem over on liveleak and had to share

    Safe for work ...

     
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    I hope you're all familiar with Lemon Stealing Whores...

     
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    Shortwave98 Cookies Bitch Banned User

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    Who the hell watches porn with the sound up? I'd rather have a radio on or something!
     
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    Sometimes I'll check out the man on man genre and the other day I heard "Oh yeah, rip them guts!"

    :puke:
     
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  5. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I am scared to click.
    is it worse than "Can I taste your juice?"
     
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    I still want to watch that scene.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Just performing some research "sometimes" ?
     
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    I have no shame. I'm a girl. Sometimes the man on man is better.
     
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    Absolutely.
    Next door neighbors give me hell if I forget to close the windows.
     
  12. chapped

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    It's no fun if mine ain't watching
     
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    Worst? That was awesome! I'll have to try it sometime.
     
  14. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    :puke:
     
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    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    I love the lemon whore scene. That and Cody Lane's scene in The Blue Room have been faves for years. Lil 4'11, D cup, pale skinned Jew, Joanna Angel, getting her asshole bludgeoned by James Deen, while Hayley Paige (RIP) watches and finger bangs on the other couch. Faptastic video.

    (I first saw this scene years ago. Way before I got sick of seeing Deen in everything and wished death upon him.)
     
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    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    Canadian mope Brandon Iron, who employed many a gutter slut on LoadMyMouth.com, fighting a snake.

     
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    Yeah ... isn't "just blow me" always floating around in the back of a man's mind?
     
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    old time porn, an audio tape with horrendous dialogue:jj:


     
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    Wow, I guess the only thing worse than bad porn dialog is having bad radio layered on top of it.
     
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