WOS: Is Gary trying to be funny?

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  1. TheWakening

    TheWakening Well-Known Member

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    His poor attempt at humor on the Wrap Up Show show is insulting. Someone must have told him he's a funny guy. Constantly lays eggs that nobody in the room laughs at. He just needs to take a tooth back and chill the fuck out.
     
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    Deodato New Member

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    I would assume he's trying. I try and fail mostly too, but I don't stop trying.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    He is an insufferable asshole.
     
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    He's elite and has evolved in many ways, literally and physically
     
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    Whack off show?
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    Well at least he's funny looking.
     
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    That's the problem now. There's no one to keep Gary in check, except for Howard. No more Jackie, John, or Artie to tell him how horribly unfunny he is, and if a truthful caller squeezes through it's the usual "listen, that's your opinion. I think you're in the minority. What do you do for a living?"
     
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    that wasn't funny at all.
     
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    I always thought Gary was "the gf that talks shit because her man is tough" symdrome...
     
  10. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Gary never had character. Gary was always a dick. There was simply never an opportunity to display that due to having Jackie around, being Howard's #1 go-to whipping boy, then possibly Artie to keep him neutered. A fat contract and the wrap up show were all it took for the douchebaggery to surface. Being shallow and superficially motivated, his monkey-math tells him money + notoriety + power in the pecking order = superiority (and the right to say any stupid thing that comes to mind)

    All you need to know about Gary and Fred is that once they realized Robin and Howard were mad at Jackie he was out of their lives.
     
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    I laugh when he talks about his toe fungus.
     
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    Greekfreak New Member Banned User

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    When you spend more of your life being ridiculed and you finally get the chance to ridicule somebody, most people take it. My biggest criticism of him is that he's never exhibited any kind of backbone, and he piggybacked on Artie's coattails to make money.

    Gary's a decent storyteller (though those stories are EXTREMELY finite), but he's about as unfunny as Wiggy at this point.
     
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    sammyr134 Mister Sunshine Banned User

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    Prediction: as soon as dr strangeface is gone ba ba ball sucker will be flapping in wind.
     
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    The only real question is who gave Gary any snark creds? What makes him believe he has any? Its a more advanced but similar case to John Hein's smugness that I've never been able to figure out the source of. Gary is and has always been the show punchline and its amusing watching him continue to struggle with it, he's certainly not the shot-caller he portends.
     
  15. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Good point. John Hein may actually be an influence on him. Monkey see, monkey do.