would/could you deliver a baby?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    hypothetically:

    if you were stuck in an elevator and a woman went into labor, could you?
     
  2. BaddFunn

    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Sure, and then I'd probably puke on it.

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  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Pretty sure I could. Wouldn't know shit about how to tie a decent bellybutton tho.
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    does that have to be done right away?
     
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    LonghornJ VIP Extreme Gold

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    I bet it smells like puréed death

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  6. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    The word of the week - hypothetically :jj:

    And, sure, I could do that.
     
  7. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    I would imagine ASAP.
     
  8. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Could I? No. Would I? No.
     
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  9. jonpow

    jonpow Tennessee Jed VIP

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    You'd push em back up there?
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Sure. It might put me off of sex for a few days afterwords.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I guess I could tell her to "bear down" but I'm not touching her.
     
  12. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    @Shivvy

    Thread idea for you:

    "Shivvy's® Word of the Week"
     
  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    :bigthink
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I like the conception part
    the delivery part, not so much
     
  15. Xhorder

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    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Having cut the umbilical cord on both my sons, I feel eminently qualified to perform such a task.

    Unless I pass out from the blood, puss and other things that occur during those situations :jj:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    There isn't puss, is there?!
     
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  18. BleedingGums

    BleedingGums Fesh Fox Faggot VIP

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    this is so lulz

    how far are the attractions :jj:

     
  19. Xhorder

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    There's pus coming out of the puss
     
  20. The Finklestein Kid

    The Finklestein Kid Well-Known Member

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    I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies