Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Shivvy, Sep 25, 2015.
if you were stuck in an elevator and a woman went into labor, could you?
Sure, and then I'd probably puke on it.
Pretty sure I could. Wouldn't know shit about how to tie a decent bellybutton tho.
does that have to be done right away?
I bet it smells like puréed death
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And, sure, I could do that.
I would imagine ASAP.
Could I? No. Would I? No.
You'd push em back up there?
Sure. It might put me off of sex for a few days afterwords.
I guess I could tell her to "bear down" but I'm not touching her.
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I like the conception part
the delivery part, not so much
Having cut the umbilical cord on both my sons, I feel eminently qualified to perform such a task.
Unless I pass out from the blood, puss and other things that occur during those situations
There isn't puss, is there?!
this is so lulz
how far are the attractions
There's pus coming out of the puss
I don't know nothin bout birthin no babies