Would Howard had eaten the Pizza or waived it off?

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  1. tired

    tired Well-Known Member

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    Would Howard had eaten the Pizza or waived it off?

    I mean, everyone was gracious about it. But Howard? What would he have done?

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    thats Streep on the far right. Pitt and....
     
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    The wig would have only sucked the dicks of those that ate the pizza & then ate his portion of an almond. :grad:
     
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    Howard Stern and his beard sitting in the front row at the Oscars.:backlol2:
     
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    No pizza for Howard. Are you fuckin' crazy!!!!!!!!!!

    Me...I killed about a dozen slices yesterday. Today I ran like a man (not like a queer Howard style 'jogger') and burned that shit off.

    Simple as that.
     
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    He would have licked Brad Pitt's fingers though
     
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    Howard wouldn't be able to sit still the whole time, he would be worse than Kanye West, trying to get on the stage every two seconds.
     
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    yes the old jew attention whore with a toxic look and personality would fuck it all up
     
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    Howard: They wanted me to attend the Oscars but I couldn't make it Robin. I couldn't fly back and do the show. Plus all that pizza, the smell would've made me sick Robin.......you there Robin?
     
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    Never. Germs from all the hands? Feh! A week's worth of calories (for him) in one slice? Feh! Potential for grease staining his John Varvatos suit?!?
     
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    "Yeah give me a slice! And give my wife here a sugar cube!"

    :rs:
     
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    Meow.... flush.....:jj:
     
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    This.
     
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    He would have been too busy gesturing wildly with his hands at everything when he realized he was on camera
     
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    Anyone else disturbed by that Jared Leto weirdo ?
     
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    Sausage
     
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    No shit, huh? Only REAL celebrities get that invite. Howard would be on the balcony with the agents.

    Is Ellen ducking crazy for pulling that shit? People wearing gowns that cost 10-100k not to mention the priceless jewelry that's probably on loan and this insane dike brings in greasy pizza. Did anyone else notice Meryl Streep practically rape Ellen to get a napkin and a plate to avoid damaging her white dress? Ellen commented on it later, acting scared when she was collecting tips from Pitt... How awesome would it have been to see Meryl Streep accept the best actress award with a huge pizza stain on her dress?
     
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    The fact of the matter is that had Stern been there, nobody would have eaten any of the pizza. Howard would have spotted the guy carrying the pizzas out on to the stage and then made a mad dash up to start dancing with him, causing the pizzas to be dropped upside down on the stage floor and ruined.