would Howard pay a ransom on Beth's or his daughter's lives?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Kidnappers want less than a million and to pull on Stern's hair....


    Well?
     
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    Hmmmmmm. I can see him pulling a, "I sent the fucking money!!! THe check must have gotten lost in the mail! I'm not paying the ransom AGAIN!"
     
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    He'd pay them not to pull his hair off, anything or anyone else is just gravy.
     
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    Ashley would have lived but i didn't know how a check works Robin
     
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    Keeping his money and being rid of beth sounds like a Win-Win.
     
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    I think he would negotiate on how hard they would pull.
     
  7. Roland Schwinn

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    "You can't trust these terrorists, Robin. They're probably already spending my first ransom payment. They are just trying to get every last penny out of me that they can. Beside's what was (Insert Kidnapee here) doing, putting themselves out there in a situation to be kidnapped and all?!?!? UGH I am exhausted Robin. I have meetings all afternoon today. "
     
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    Yes. He is a disgusting miserly cheapskate swine. But he would pay marbles for their safe return.. probably he would raise part of it by having audience members bid on sitting in on the show where he negotiates with the kidnappers;)
     
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    Robin I am so sad I an writing a book. .

    Beth Stern's body parts
     
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    I just had a bit of chuckle thinking about beth being sentanced to death by stoning, yet the stoners can't seem to do any damage to that massive skull.
     
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    It would be like attacking king Kong with a BB gun
     
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    Beff is over 40...he will be glad to be rid of her..by now that silly little girl voice and Idiocracy (shout out @Joe Bauers ) are grating on him.
     
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    Exactly. Stones just bouncing off.
     
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    They'll start sending long, creepy fingers to Howie one at a time.
     
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    Howard would most definitely pay, but not for the reasons most expect. I look at as the same way he tips wait staff 50% - Because he is concern they will say bad things about them to the press. If Howard didn't pay the ransom, he would look bad and hurt his image. He would rather pay a million than that.

    I wouldn't be shocked if he tried to negotiate a better value. Granted with Howard and negotiations, he would end up paying more. And then sue the kidnappers for breach of contract.
     
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    He'll pay only because not paying would be a public relations nightmare for PC Wiggy.

    Ge'll pay but inside his head, he'll be bitching about it for the rest of his life.
     
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    yes, but he'd haggle.
     
  20. chapped

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    I offered to pay in plugs Robin
     
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