Would i be nuts to spend 10k to appear in a horror movie

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    for 10k I can be killed by the main villian

    for 2.5k I can just be an extra

    it's the sequel to one of my favourite horror movies of all time - i have about 20 days to come up with the casheesh

    is this nuts i could almost get a house with that kind of cash but on the other hand i could be in a movie
     
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    Yes.

    Unless it's a dream of course, of course it would be nuts to spend money to provide a service for somebody.
     
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    you are nuts to think this thread is howard related
     
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    i agree but the more i think of it i think i should do it

    btw i have no apiration to be an actor in any way shape or form

    im a movie buff - to me it's almost like being able to pay 10k to Rembrandt to get your picture taken before he got famous if you know what i mean
     
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    Ill be wearing a ridiculous wig and getting my teeth jacked up for the role

    /boom
     
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    if it was a horror movie that people would see, maybe i would understand.
    sounds like you are going to be in a movie with Jackie and the wack pack :dontknow:
     
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    its a cult movie - they're trying to get donations to film the sequel

    the original is pure genius to me it's pretty much the best movie I've ever seen...i don't really care if it's successful etc I would do it just to be in that moment and hey hopefully it's just as good as the first movie

    there were major stars (well horror movie stars) in the first one and they're coming back for the second

    I did a 30 minute redux of the movie on my youtube channel with original music because I'm so obsessed with it with original music...
     
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    I wouldn't do it unless I thought it was going to be a really important movie. Or if I thought I could parley it into something and make my money back at least.

    Maybe after a couple years of comic cons you could make it back.
     
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    nah I'm totally uninterested in being in movies and don't do the comic con thing i just like movies

    this one just happens to be the sequel to one of my all time favourites and I consider it to be ermmm 'high art' if you know what i mean
     
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    Hmmmm. Let me think. Ok. For 10k i would demand to be killed during a steamy sex scene with a super hot actress. I would also make it known that during the scene there would be actual penetration, to help convey realism.
     
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    Only a douchebag would spend 10K to be in a movie.


    Oh, wait.....
     
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    Hey, if you have the money and this is important to you, go for it. But if a producer is desperate enough to charge people to be in a movie, don't count on this movie to be something that'll ever live on in any way.

    Even the horror classics that were produced on a shoestring (Night of the Living Dead, Evil Dead, Texas Chainsaw Massacre) didn't resort to demanding money from the people who acted in 'em. With crowd funding sites like kickstarter and indiegogo out there, a decent project shouldn't have to be so bold and shameless.

    Be careful. And anybody willing to put up ten grand should, at the very least, get a producer credit.
     
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    Oh you gotta tell us what the movie is.
     
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    Hmmm.
    Behind the Mask
    Hatchet
    2001 Maniacs

    I'm trying to think of a cult horror film with established horror stars. Nothings coming to mind.
     
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    Don't be stupid, you moron.
     
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    Hi Beth!
     
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    where can you get a house for $10K?
     
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    i think its a great idea..in fact i got jelly and told my boss i was going to kick in $5k for every conference call and project meeting i get to sit in on the next two days


    i mean seriously, who ever heard of paying someone to go work for them and and contribute to their project?
     
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    Howard.
     
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    well played sir, well played.