Would it make Howard cooler if he bought the gold iPhone 5S?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    It would certainly elevate my perception of him.

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    I'm sure Howard has already had his iPhone delivered, along with an Apple Genius to spend an hour showing Howard how to take the phone out of the box.

    "See, Beth! I took the iPhone out of the box all by myself!"
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    Or a strain of pot!

    "Yo, I got some of that iPhone Gold that I was supposed to selling for Big Worm! C'mon, Craig! Let's get blazed!" :toke:

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    "Apple genius."

    It's a fucking phone made for computer-idiots.
     
  7. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...that's a good vun! when I was in the distribution business we always felt cool wrapping/presentation helped. I remember a batch of purple we put in rose boxes and some nice paper. really dressed it up kind of like opening up an apple product.
     
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    I hope he gets it simply because it is as tasteless and tacky as he is.
     
  9. tHISisKiSSeL

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    yes he should buy it. it would perfectly match his scarf, wig, makeup, spray tan and plastic surgery.
     
  10. RonHeinzkaboot

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    Gawd it was too gay for Ralph!
     
  11. JDDaBadAhz

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    "Didn't dig it in person." He talks like an asshole trying to sound "cool."
     
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    I caught the intro to GeekTime today. Its a huge production package announcing Raplh Cirrella has host....nothing about the two other guys who seemed to contribute more to the show
     
  13. Robert Higgins

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    All I know is that IOS7 sucks Steve Jobs rotting balls.