Would Jeffrey Dahmer have made a good Navy SEAL?

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  1. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I say yes. :umunch:

    "Hey Jeff, go kill that guy."

    "Okay."

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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    better nyc cop.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Reggie couldnt swim though...Fact.
     
  4. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Assuming of course that he could keep his drinking under control.
     
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    He probably would of eaten Bin Laden.
     
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    let me get a napkin first
     
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    I'd say he would have been more adept as a CIA agent. They seem like they would be more likely to do all the hairy shit he was into.
     
  8. BearShit

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    He would not make a good sailor.
     
  9. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    "The only good day was yesterday."
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    he'd bite all the other seamen's dicks off when it was his turn in the glory hole barrel.
     
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    So The Agency likes to fuck guys and store them for a few days then eat them

    :rolleye:
     
  12. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Just finished the book "No Easy Day" about the bin Laden raid. Great read.
     
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    I couldn't imagine Dahmer on USS Nimitz with all those black cooks

    :chair:
     
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    That sailor who wrote it pisses me off
     
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    who would win? Dexter vs Dahmer
     
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    hmmmmmmmmmmm

    tv show vs real serial killer.

    :facepalm:
     
  17. Stevie

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    Check out "A Fathers Story"
     
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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    Why, he didn't give anything away.
     
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    We have unwritten rules in the military

    And he broke them
     
  20. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    I hear ya bro. You a Marine, right?