Would smash. Lol @DarkFriday Lulz The Darkster

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by RH Goatcabin, Dec 29, 2015.

  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    You need to ask? He'd grab onto that hair and ride her into the sunset
     
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  3. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    At this point I cannot confirm nor deny. What are the circumstances?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    I think she's been photoshopped to look "slimmer." Look at the weird wrinkles along her leg and arm on our right.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Would you hit it? Straight up yes or no....
     
  6. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    If no further consideration is allowed, no.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I am afraid I do not understand friend Daner" Further consideration?"
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Heh. :evil:
     
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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Alfalfa is expensive. Guilty.
     
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  10. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Circumstances:

    If she's my buddy's wife's friend and I have to run into her a few times a year plus she's gonna blabber about it to everyone in my social circle, no.

    If she works in the suite across from my job, no.

    If she's a waitress at a restaurant I like to go to, no.

    She's pretty. If through a platonic friendship it turns out she's a really fucking cool chick, maybe.

    If I'm at a bar and it's 9:30 and I'm one beer in and she comes up and flirts with me, no.

    If I'm at a bar and it's 1:30 and I'm 5 beers and 5 shots in and she comes up and flirts with me, probably.

    If I'm walking to my car in the bar parking lot and she gives me the "look", definitely.

    If I'm traveling alone and having a drink at the hotel bar and she comes and sits next to me, absolutely.


    Shit's not cut and dry, Dr. Goat.
     
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  11. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud Apply directly to the forehead VIP Gold

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    Large Marge
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Her arm looks like it has some unintentional doctoring, but the thigh seems consistent with the rest of her contours.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Doesn't anyone just get boozed up and fuck a fat chick anymore?
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Nope.
    Too much photoshop on those thunder cheese thighs.
    Sometimes a plus sized model is just fat.
     
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  15. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    @RH Goatcabin ..the prollem I have with larger gals is that my little Gomez is only 6"..so that makes things tough in terms of laying pipe..i.e., the flab gets in the way :dontknow: if I were 8-10 inches, then more could be accomplished :smallpenisguyproblems:
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :echick:
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    Me and Dr. Goat are the only members on this board who have banged a chick over 125 lbs. Everyone else exclusively fucks supermodels.
     
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    this thread is about true life and honesty :smallpenisguyproblems:
     
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    Spread teh cheeks. Knead them like dough.
     
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  20. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    that's not true..I've been hittin some sloppy ones lately ..it's all pink on da insideyo