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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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  2. Pill Queen

    Pill Queen Elegantly wasted VIP

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    You need to ask? He'd grab onto that hair and ride her into the sunset
     
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  3. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    At this point I cannot confirm nor deny. What are the circumstances?
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I think she's been photoshopped to look "slimmer." Look at the weird wrinkles along her leg and arm on our right.
     
  5. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Would you hit it? Straight up yes or no....
     
  6. NipplesAndToes23

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    If no further consideration is allowed, no.
     
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  7. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    I am afraid I do not understand friend Daner" Further consideration?"
     
  8. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Heh. :evil:
     
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  9. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Alfalfa is expensive. Guilty.
     
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  10. NipplesAndToes23

    NipplesAndToes23 Vice Regent to the Bar POTY VIP

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    Circumstances:

    If she's my buddy's wife's friend and I have to run into her a few times a year plus she's gonna blabber about it to everyone in my social circle, no.

    If she works in the suite across from my job, no.

    If she's a waitress at a restaurant I like to go to, no.

    She's pretty. If through a platonic friendship it turns out she's a really fucking cool chick, maybe.

    If I'm at a bar and it's 9:30 and I'm one beer in and she comes up and flirts with me, no.

    If I'm at a bar and it's 1:30 and I'm 5 beers and 5 shots in and she comes up and flirts with me, probably.

    If I'm walking to my car in the bar parking lot and she gives me the "look", definitely.

    If I'm traveling alone and having a drink at the hotel bar and she comes and sits next to me, absolutely.


    Shit's not cut and dry, Dr. Goat.
     
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  11. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Large Marge
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Her arm looks like it has some unintentional doctoring, but the thigh seems consistent with the rest of her contours.
     
  13. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and Kisses Gold

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    Doesn't anyone just get boozed up and fuck a fat chick anymore?
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Nope.
    Too much photoshop on those thunder cheese thighs.
    Sometimes a plus sized model is just fat.
     
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  15. Gomez

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    @RH Goatcabin ..the prollem I have with larger gals is that my little Gomez is only 6"..so that makes things tough in terms of laying pipe..i.e., the flab gets in the way :dontknow: if I were 8-10 inches, then more could be accomplished :smallpenisguyproblems:
     
  16. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    :echick:
     
  17. NipplesAndToes23

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    Me and Dr. Goat are the only members on this board who have banged a chick over 125 lbs. Everyone else exclusively fucks supermodels.
     
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    this thread is about true life and honesty :smallpenisguyproblems:
     
  19. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Spread teh cheeks. Knead them like dough.
     
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  20. Gomez

    Gomez VIP Extreme Gold

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    that's not true..I've been hittin some sloppy ones lately ..it's all pink on da insideyo