Would Stern have survived the Holocaust?

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  1. Feltspot

    Feltspot Well-Known Member

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    If Howard Stern was alive in Warsaw Poland in 1939 as a teenager would he have survived the Jewish Holocaust at the hands of the Nazis. What would he do to survive the Holocaust what angle would he have used what message would he have used would he survived the final days of the Third Reich please explain in detail thank you
     
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    Yes. He would have lovingly sucked every nazi cock to become a house boy.
     
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    Only if the Gestapo was rounding up jews on Monday, Tuesday or Wednesday. All other days he's not around.
     
  4. MyLazyHand

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    Stern doesn't like to shower with others, so he would've been fine.
     
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    He woulda ratted out Ann Frank and her family for a filthy nickel, I'll bet
     
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    I dont know Heimlick. I dont think any of those jewish resistence fighters should be around children. All Im gonna say. What else Heimlick....Heimlick you there?
     
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    I'm willing to donate if someone can build a time machine so we can find out.
     
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    lol
     
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    Hed be critisizing the other victims for their poor diets. In time hed be worse than the nazi captors.
     
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    :coffee: :roper:
     
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    Isnt that what hes doing every minute of every day in his mind?




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    Well, he does look like he's been in a concentration camp. :umm:
     
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    I don't if he would have survived or not. But I know, I like to masturbate while watching "Schindler's List".
     
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    Probably ratting out other Jews and taking it from behind.
     
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    This
     
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    As Fartman he would have survived and gassed the nazis holding him prisoner.
     
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    lol
     
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    There was no "Holocaust". The "six million" figure is a mistranslation of the Torah. Figure more like 180,000 dead, mostly from typhus. Zionists used "The Holocaust(tm)" to get "modern Israel" formed, which has been a disaster.
     
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    If you google image the 6 millions news report it refers to the amount of Jews boycotting gean products but they used that number for th holocaust.