Would u allow doctors to remove half your penis in a preemptive move against Cancer?

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  1. Bob Lablaw

    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    *If terminal Penile Cancer was prevalent in your family.

    Ladies: would you stand by your man if he made the tough decision to do this?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    WHY DID YOU SPELL YOUR FUCKING NAME WRONG. :cuss:
     
  3. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That'd still leave me with about 9 inches, so I guess I'd do it. :dontknow:
     
  4. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    He meant the left half :coffee:
     
  5. Bob Lablaw

    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    you're a little bit Autistic, aren't you?
     
  6. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    which half ?
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    So did I. :c
     
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    Ok, pics on the way.....
     
  9. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    A penis is NOT the male equivalent of a female breast. :grad:
     
  10. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    That's not even a good analogy. :shit:
     
  11. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    which half?
     
  12. Bob Lablaw

    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    Shut up
     
  13. Bob Lablaw

    Bob Lablaw New Member Banned User

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    I make the decisions here. If you don't like it, turn your Internet off!
     
  14. EddyG

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    Then my cock would be as big as GHP`s. She may have one.
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Do you think she should have gone with nutsack?

    That's as close as I can think of, for an equivalent.
     
  16. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er 2010 OG Gold

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    Let me put it this way: I would rather have both legs AND both arms removed BEFORE any penis or parts thereof.
     
  17. Gomez

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    I want cancer to grow on my cock, that way it'll be thicker and longer .. hopefully
     
  18. GHP

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    You should have listened to me Eddy
     
  19. FlaFlaFlunkie

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    Nope. Men can get breast cancer too.

    breasts = pecs, not nuts.

    Nuts (testes) provide hormones, which is something (my female anatomy sucks) I believe the uterus does, right? Either way, penis = vagina and testes=uterus and breasts=pecs.
     
  20. P-B

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