Would U get a Massge from a MALE?

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Wou;d U get a massage from a Dude?

  1. Hell yeah, touch me!

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  2. Fck No!

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  3. Maybe depends on the dude

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  4. Kill me first

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  1. Kool

    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Ralph received a birthday gift from Wiggo and Warhorse, it was Beth's idea to get him a male masseuse, Wiggo didn't really want to get a male but Beth insisted and....... Ralph enjoyed it.
     
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    Fuck No

    [video=youtube;Y-UQ7a7d5W0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0[/video]
     
  5. DaBUU

    DaBUU Active Member

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    I think I see what you did here
     
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    is your dad okay with it?
     
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    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    A male massage therapist is called a masseur and a female one called a masseuse.

    Get it straight, 'kay? :grad:
     
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    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    Is that Red Green in the background?
     
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    I've got no problem with it.

    My work brings in a masseur once a week. He's a very cool dude, and I get massages from him all the time without any weirdness whatsoever. We talk the whole time...............about chicks, travel, his nights out, his divorce, his crazy ex-wife and the drama he's dealing with...................we might as well be at the bar.

    Now if he was gay, or if I thought he was.................hell no, I wouldn't get massages from him.

    But a chick giving a massage is completely sexual for me. Fuck, just getting a haircut from a chick is sexual for me.
     
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    I got one last week actually from an asian dude. But it not one of those private rooms get naked under a towel place.

    Its in a communal room where ladies are getting foot massages.

    I just got my back done cuz it was killing me. You keep all your clothes on. And he uses his elbows to dig.
    No lotion or oil and definitely no happy ending. 30 minutes for $20. Cant beat it.
     
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    Fuck no.
     
  12. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Does it come with a free reach around?
     
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    No one seems to have a problem with Mickey, giving Rocky deep sports massages.

    And anyone who's ever had a sports massage knows there's absolutely nothing sensuous or relaxing about it.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    I'm not someone who generally likes or wants massages. But, the few I've had have been women. No chance of getting a massage from a guy.
     
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    You're talking a Swedish massage, right? The relaxing, soft-touch kind?

    Yeah. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about someone who works out all the knots you have in your shoulders, legs, back and arms from working out.

    It fucking hurts. It's not an actual "ouch! pain" hurt, but it is therapeutic in that your muscles won't be stiff and make you prone to injury.

    And I've had both excellent and terrible male and female massage therapists.

    Oh and I at least have the courtesy and common sense to wax my back before I go.
     
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    Unless I'm a professional athlete in need of serious deep-tissue work, of course not.
     
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    Yeah, I'd definitely go to a feller for knots and such. Broads lack the strength to be effective.
     
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    I've had massages from both...men and women. No big deal either way.
     
  20. chuk

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    That's because you're a woman.

    Girl on Girl = No problem
    Man on Man = Terrible