would u take ur chances if she was a 10 and wanted it?

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  1. Napoleon V2

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    10?
     
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    a 10 being 10 on a hotness scale to 10
     
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    u jelly?
     
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    no do u?
     
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    wtf am I looking at, goofball?
     
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    It appears to be some sort of medieval chastity belt.... possibly from the time of the Marquis de Sade.

    There is a toothed opening for the vagina, and bootyhole. Presumably facing outward from the genitals and serving as a thorny deterrent to any wayward cocks that might try to find their way into either orifice.

    Thank you.
     
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    When I go to bed I wear one of those on my mouth.
     
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    Dev has "overbite".
     
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    You wake up with random penises in the mouth often?
     
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    No, it's always the same penis.

    I was once awakened by frapping.
     
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    Nobody has answered my Q
     
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    :topo:
     
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    i've fucked worse
     
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    Sounds risky... like what if hitting the back of the throat triggered a bite reflex or something.

    I only put my penis in locations that are willing to accept it.
     
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    Don't want. :nocheer:
     
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    I'm a teeth-grinder/jaw clencher when I sleep, too. So yes, very risky.

    Plus there's the gag reflex. Mine is pretty sensitive. That could make for an unfortunate turn of events.