Would you bang a 32-year-old Joan Rivers?

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  1. Jon Hein is God

    Jon Hein is God New Member

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    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Probably not. But I would fuck the shit out of a 30 something year old Sandy Duncan.

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  3. flailingfish

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    I fucked her and she smelled worse than Mary Tyler Moore.
     
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    Yes, With a vehement enthusiasm.
     
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    I wouldn't fuck her with Shemp's dick.
     
  6. TehLivingDeath

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    And Larry pushing.
     
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    Yes, I would have a violent orgy with Joan, Phyllis Diller, Imogene Coco and Valerie Harper.....I'd also let Brett Summers-Klugman and Gene Rayburn finish me off.
     
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    Is this before she lost an eye? Another question is would you also skull fuck her if she took her eye out and asked you to?
     
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    Big Biscuit Well-Known Member

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    Yes, but would you remove her glass eye and have your way with the socket????
     
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    Disturbed minds think alike!
     
  11. weenuk

    weenuk Active Member

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    Haha! Great answers. Some funny dudes on this site! But yeah, I would totally drop a load all over that pig.
     
  12. Popeye Saavedra

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    My understanding is that she is blind in one eye but that it was not replaced with a prosthetic. But if I am wrong, then yes I would remove her eye, fuck her socket and fill it with my cum.
     
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    :up:
     
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    Asshley New Member Banned User

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    Yes, of course.
     
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    Good memory....I checked, it sounds like the glass eye was an urban myth.
     
  16. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    This. And have Gene use his skinny microphone as an anal probe.
     
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    She was alright back in the day.


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    Joan Rivers? Why not, I already did Ethel Merman. Her breath smelled like Ernest Borgnine.
     
  19. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    This.
     
  20. ZeroZed

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    I'd do a young Betty White
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    There are uncensored nudes of her; just google it.