Would you bang a Midget

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Or "little person"?
     
  2. wife is a whore

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    yep
     
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  3. Dream Theater

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    Depends on what she looks like but if she was kinda hot like Briggette (sp?) the Midget then sure!
    I wouldn't wanna do one that's ugly or freakish looking.
     
  4. Chigs

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    Your best work yet Ben.
     
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    If I was being paid a good amount of money
     
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    What about a black Jewish midget?
     
  8. WillyBest

    WillyBest POTY The Bar Gold

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    What about a black Jewish midget who was a former First Lady and owned a racehorse, drank coffee, not tea and enjoyed baths over showers?
     
  9. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    This girl? No question.
     
  10. Napoleon V

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    sure why not
     
  11. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Her hands would make my dork look huge!
     
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    Sure.
     
  13. gwartney

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    No bent legs, barrel chest, funny head. Just a small person and I might.
     
  14. WillyBest

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    its a fantasy of mine. no schtick. no bullshit.
     
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    Post coital pose.

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    how tall is the midget?
     
  19. Mack

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    Jemma's in my top 2 or 3 regardless of her being a fidget... Hell, she's probably #1 right now.
     
  20. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Would smash. Lulz Drezzer Repair. :jj:
     
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