Would you bang Beth?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Kaii, Jul 7, 2014.

  1. Kaii

    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Tell the truth would you bang her, I would unless I was as rich as Howard then I'd definitely trade up
     
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    queerface Un-engaged Dyke Gold

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    Ya she's pretty Good looking. But no talking
     
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    If I was single and I was sure she was 100% female, then yes. But she's too tall and not intelligent enough for me. I dunno, yes I guess I would. No hanjobs though or using her feet for anything. She'd cause extensive & irreparable damage with those things.
     
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    cant stand the fucking cunt

    but yes I would bang her.
     
  6. Kaii

    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    The 100% man answer :)
     
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    Would bang, would not date. She is too big.
     
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    not with her penis
     
  9. VAsiCkBoy

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    bitch won't suck a dick......fuck no!
     
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    I'd rather fuck a fat chick that knows how to suck dick.
     
  11. Kaii

    Kaii Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Won't suck Howard's now they are married but IMO she's blowing someone (so is Howard)
     
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    plus, it would only costed me a beef burrito.
     
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    Sure with dog the bounty hunter's dick
     
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    I can't stand her. Entitled. Bitchy. Dumber than a bag of hair.

    But. Yeah. I would probably stick my penis in her.
     
  15. Chimney Portions

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    I think her fake tits look awful and she does have a dumb, hateable face and enormous hands. But there have been a few pics of her that looked pretty good and she has a nice body.

    That being said, I find Rachel Fine, Christine Governale and even Jason Kaplan's poor wife much more attractive. Of all the staff member wives that I can think of, only Fred's is less attractive then Beth.
     
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    She seems like a lousy lay. Whenever Howard ever talks about their sex life, it seems boring. She has convinced Howard that it is rude to ask a woman to give him a blow job. She has convinced him that pussies are disgusting and going down on a woman is disgusting.

    I'd pass. Rather fuck an average looking woman who is a tiger in bed. I have fucked good looking sexual prudes and once you get past the looks, the sex is boring. And Beth isn't my taste to begin with. Too plastic.
     
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    Are we taking her venereal diseases and possible CHYNA-type cock/clit into account or pretending it's a female who wont cause your cock to rot off? Too many factors for a yes/no answer.
     
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    I agree.
    She's too doggish, colt-like stupid, and tranny-lite for my tastes.
    Plus I'm married and too old to be getting into fights with my wife over a common if high-priced whore.
     
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    I agree man. She is too manly for my taste. I admit that I am very curious to see what her vajayjay looks like though. I just know that she has a giant clit.
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    That's why this is a silly question that won't produce accurate results about Beef's real level of attractiveness. MOST men would fuck MOST decent looking women, even if they're annoying, even if they're evil. It's kind of a meaningless question.