Would you be a survivor during the Zombie Apocalypse~aka Walking Dead the Real World

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Do you want to Live and starve or die and eat?

  1. Survive at all costs

    69.2%
  2. Live until the going gets touch and go quick and painless

    7.7%
  3. Die early, like day1 and just roam and eat.

    23.1%
  1. Captain Insano

    Captain Insano New Member Banned User

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    Apocalypse survivor is not just staying alive, keep in mind it goes along without basis necessities.

    You would likely shit in a out of the way spot.
    Without production TP would run out fairly fast.
    You would eat spoiled food.
    Even if canned food is avail, it won't be fresh forever or much like TP last long.
    If you wear glasses or need any meds you got what you got. Glasses break and you don't have lenscrafter 24 hour.
    No showers. How fresh will a bath in the river in Feb be?
    Toothpaste, klenex, deodorant, and tampons would be a quick extinction. Enjoy sex with the stinky unshaven broad now.

    You might want to live initially, but what about 2 years out when people are living like cavemen?
     
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    can a zombie live indefinitely? I dont watch the show but how do they feed? they dont actually eat people right, they just bite them and go about staggering all over town
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Are there tons of survivors, or not that many like in the Walking Dead? You might be able to find a lifetime of some stuff, like soap, if most folks are zombies.
     
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    Shut up, you cunt.
     
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    i want to be one of Michonne's boys
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    I've given this thought and as long as the fish aren't zombies, I won't starve. I can fish fresh and salt water and live off that like a boss.
     
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    my heart is racing and my blood pressure is skyrocketing, I dont need this aggravation so early, :mad:
     
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    if you live near a city but that would be dangerous I would think. Bigger human pop means bigger zombie pop. Travel for soap would be an awful big risk for a clean ass.
     
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    Gotta wait until October for that show to be back
     
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    You silly slut...
     
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    I wasn't basising this specifically on the show. Lets say they live until their head is cut off.
     
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    Doughaed and Schmoopy already are
     
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    I am sure there are tons initially, but a few years out pop would thin from natural death, biting, suicide etc
     
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    true. until the lakes freeze.
     
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    Right. I'd try to stockpile Ivory soap (and other stuff of course) because it floats. :smile:
     
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    Oh I wouldn't be somewhere that cold. No way. For example, with no more traffic, So Cal might be pretty great.
     
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    The south would be the best place to stay
     
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    that's what the guy in The Road was doing. walking south
     
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    FOXXXONE wut?

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    I would be fine . Fuck a zombie.
     
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    an ivory soap boat.


    I would try to find a close to shore lake island, even if it was only a few hundred feet offshore. I dont think zombies can swim, and if they hit water they would flap around and make noise... maybe destroy the brain. perfect place to pitch a tent and try to sleep soundly.