Would you be shocked if Beth did a Phil Hartman on Howard as he slept?

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  1. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    We all know that Beth is an attention whore that is addicted to the red carpet.
    We also know that she is nothing without Howard...

    Howard being a proud gun owner would have to make sure his guns were locked away if he ever threatened to leave Beth like Phil did to his cocaine addicted wife the week he was shot in his sleep... Beth may get a pay out of she splits from Howard but knowing she would never see another red carpet might be too much for her live with..

     
  2. Phillipmcd

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    Will Andy Dick give her cocaine too?
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    you assume they sleep in the same house and the same room?
     
  4. Phillipmcd

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    Same house? Sometimes probably

    Same room? [​IMG]
     
  5. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Well she does have the keys regardless
     
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    i think Stamos services her needs
     
  7. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    More like Pedro the pool dude
     
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    I would SO Jackie laugh if this ever came to pass.
     
  9. Wigward Hairhat

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    Unfortunately the only drug Beff is addicted to is fame.
     
  10. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...well we know shes not real smart to begin with and I would think shes getting fairly fucked up at these events on alcohol and probably some coke. combine that with an inflated sense of self and yeah it could happen. something has to give between the sterns because they seem to be the only 2 who don't realize theyre trying too hard.
     
  11. tHISisKiSSeL

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    [​IMG]
     
  12. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...looks like her left tit is definitely high.
     
  13. AuntDolly

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    I love this Beth pic. Someone pls tweet it to her and ask if she misses the good old daze.
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...:lol: that's a good idea!
     
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    I'm sure Howard keeps his gun locked up in a safe with his rubbers. He'd be more scared of Saddle Tramp getting access to the condoms.
     
  16. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I imagine that she is a mean drunk
     
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    I imagine she's a mean everything when the cameras aren't rolling.

    Or when she doesn't realize they are.....................

    [​IMG]

    There are oceans of "cunt" beneath the botox and designer dresses. She's absolutely livid her long-con didn't bring her the fame she desperately craves.
     
  18. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I can see that. theres a whole dynamic of resentment over time. somewhere along the line shes going to forget shes just Pittsburgh trash and start in with power plays on howard, flexing the muscle he blew up her ass. I bet shes already forgotten everything she has was given to her, she believes her own publicity.
     
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    I actually brought this up on a thread... I dont know if she would actually shoot him, but I 100% bet everyone at these parties are whispering about "Isnt she a party girl"???

    I think thats why Howard Married her, remember when he said I wanted to give her a title, because people at parties wouldnt know what to call her or respect her.

    Howard had a whole rant when he told the audience of a reason why he was getting married.
     
  20. Judy Garland

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    No way this would happen. Brynne killed Phil partly because he told her that he was leaving her for another woman. Stern is beyond fucking repulsive now and despite having far more money than he ever earned, could not get a remotely attractive woman to get hitched to him for anything less than a major payoff.

    Beth walks with a check in a few years and a "don't talk about me jerking off in the corner while you fuck the personal trainer" clause in her divorce contract.