Would you blow a dude if it meant you got to fuck Kate Upton for the rest of ur life?

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  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    And you gotta let the dude jizz on your face.

    You get to bang Upton as long as you want, until she gets to be an old hag or something. :c
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I would blow a dude for the chance to sniff her panties for 10 seconds
     
  3. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    no
     
  4. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    To fuck her for the rest of my life, I'd murder my entire family slowly after forcing my Mother and sister at gunpoint to shit in my Father's mouth. Then I'd peel their skins off and make a toga and go to 5 Guys.
     
  6. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    lol Chriza
     
  7. Bro

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    kate upton is gonna hit the wall in 5 years so good luck with that.
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    :rofl:
     
  9. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Is this an option? I'd rather do all this than blow a dude.
     
  10. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I would sever my arm and beat a newborn baby to death with it in front of her screaming mother for the chance to lick her pussy
     
  12. Dirty South

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    You got moralz.
     
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    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm not gonna lie, I'm visualizing myself doing it. I think I could.




























    Mario???
     
  15. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member VIP

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    Some Listerine and getting to rawdog Kate Upton for life will quickly erase any lingering aftertaste from the BJ I gave.
     
  16. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    so you're saying there is a chance when she is fat and ugly?
     
  17. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You've already blown a dude for free.
     
  18. jackie the jerk

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    No cuz she will get old and I would still have the taste of cock in my mouth.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I would let Baltimore Mike fuck me up the ass and make a pic thread about it just for the chance of her licking my face
     
  20. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    Just even thinking of this scenario means your gay. :c