Would You Change Banks If You Saw This?

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  1. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    While doing my business at the bank, I looked in one of the offices and saw this sitting on The Vice-President of Loan's desk:

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    I am seriously thinking about changing banks based on this poor judgement.
     
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    Maybe he was using it as a door stop or paperweight.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Hadn't thought about that. It did seem to make a good paperweight.
     
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    To the contrary, I'd be applying for the largest loan I can get considering the head of the department seems to be pretty simple-minded, gullible and clinging to decades-old business paradigms.
     
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    Cheaper than toilet paper :grad:

    He's a banker he knows how to economize
     
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    theyre giving away the book as a premium for opening a savings account of $10 or more

    or in keeping with the bank/ toaster tradition, you can choose this premium

    [​IMG] sorry, limit 1
     
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    At least it wasn't oh my dog
     
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    Maybe they are given out as a penalty for early withdrawal.
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I would change banks if I saw that...
     
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    Leave if this guy says that he pre-ordered that book and paid full price. Stay if he laughs at your question and eases your concern by replying that he bought it from the .99 cent bin at Barnes and Noble.
     
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    Maybe Booey came in applying for a loan and brought the book to show the loan officer he was a published author. And the loan officer kept the book to show his friends and coworkers the level of retard that just came in asking for a loan, in a "you won't BELIEVE who just tried to get a loan... LOLOLOL!"
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    nearly.normal Well-Known Member

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    He probably bought it out of the $1 bin. Which would make him a smart budget conscious consumer and a good banker.
     
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    meanwhile, you have 4,500 posts on a forum dedicated to the person's boss who wrote that book

    idiot
     
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    yea i would leave....
     
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    Look, it is what it is. What do you do for a living?
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    oh man, you should start up a conversation with the guy.. find if if he hates Wigward yet! Get him to join here!
     
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    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    I could see Big Foot leaving a copy of the book for a loan reference. "I know this guy, I do".
     
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    a stealth weapon against would-be robbers.
     
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