Would You Date a Chicken Microwaver?

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Would You Date a Chicken Microwaver?

  1. No

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  2. Yes, it doesn't bother me

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  3. Yes, but I'd encourage them to quit

    36.4%
  1. gilaet

    gilaet underwear warrior Staff Member

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    Fuck hell no
     
  3. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    what kinda faggit microwaves chicken?
     
  4. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    ​sumbitch
     
  5. gilaet

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    naz is right
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    That reminds me

    Is it weird to take a burger patty that was cooked yesterday and reheat it? :worried:
     
  7. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    Not really.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh thank goodness
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Oh I voted. I didn't realize this wasn't srs
     
  10. Oderus

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    don't 'wave it too long. It'll dry up and taste like lawsy's clam
     
  11. gilaet

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    Wrap it in foil.
     
  12. Oderus

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    yes, it'll help it steam and keep it moist.
     
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  13. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    this is a good thing. he wants my cookie.
     
  14. Oderus

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    Take it easy, russ
     
  15. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    shut up, mullet
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I don't have any at work :nocheer:
     
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    Schmoopy call-out thread :cheer:
     
  18. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    tyson chicken patties are made to be microwaved :grad:
     
  19. Oderus

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    alright, no reason to get personal
     
  20. Oderus

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    Tomorrow's chriza thread: So I microwaved a burger last night and now my microwave is fucked