Would you donate to Beth's kitten ranch if...

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HooHoo, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    .. If you could throw baloney slices at Beth's ass?

    Gotta admit I'd buy that for a dollar. :coffee:
     
  2. Joe Bauers

    Joe Bauers Well-Known Member

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    I would if I could watch Monsoon berate her in a public setting. :giggle:
     
  3. Dreamking

    Dreamking The dogs of doom are howlin' low...

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    The question makes no sense. Beth has no ass.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    I would donate a dollar to Beth's cat house if she gave me a million dollars. Otherwise, no deal.
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Well, or maybe this. But a million dollars would be sweet.
     
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    Skytzo we speak your name


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    No, because I know that however little, it just helps enable a wanna-be D-Lister to continue to stretch out the scam pandering for donations that amount to $3million less than her husband's out of pocket cost to expand a 3rd residence's closet's size to be larger than some 2 bedroom apartments.

    And of course, in principle because I resent that over 40% of my donation will be siphoned off the top to pay NSAL execs' higher-than-charitable-industry norm salaries, nebulous administration "costs", fund-raising and bullshit self-congratulatory cocktail parties and ridiculous events.
     
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  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    Yeah I'd think I'd pay for a broadcasted interview with it..I've got some really great questions moooose won't find so amaaaaazing

    f-mutt
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    The Beth Stern Cancer Kitten Ranch? Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse.
     
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    reno VIP Extreme Gold

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    If I was a cat, I'd be trying to find ways to escape from the cat the cathouse of horrors.
     
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  11. HooHoo

    HooHoo Well-Known Member

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    Its funny, if someone managed to get through the screeners and call it the kitten ranch on air or on WrapUp, I'm pretty sure it would get angrily dumped.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I would donate if it was called "anyone but beth sterns kitty cancer research lab and house of kitty poo horrors"
    well probably not, I hate fucking cats....
     
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  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'd donate to Beef's Cat Room if she submitted to an ON AIR interview about her modeling "career" with Monsoon asking the questions. It would have to be at least 30 minutes with no editing and no intervention from Wiggy or anyone else.
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I should have read the whole thread first! GMTA