Would you eat a blow pop that has been a stripper's vagina?

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Was at a bachelor party last night and the strippers were doing something they call a "Pussy Pop". Basically guy lays on his back and sticks a Blow Pop stem in his mouth and the stripper then basically sits on his face and rides the blowpop.

    Would you eat this Blow Pop? It was Watermelon if that helps make your decision.
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    Whores and Strippers are nasty.

    I had a friend eat out a Stripper in a Tijuana bar. I still dry heave just thinking about it.
     
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    I'd prefer it was a corn dog but sure
     
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    sugar-free?
     
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    Stick a blow pop stem down your piss hole and then fuck the stripper idea:
     
  7. gilaet

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    Did she work her way down to the gum?
     
  8. Mur

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    :bigthink Watermelon?
     
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    i have, and would again.....depends on the whore though, you can't be eating every blow pop from every whore....
     
  10. DarkFriday

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    I drank a beer in Tijuana once that had just survived a whores gash but the was the 80s and things were different :uspazz:
     
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    yea son, they gots to be all fresh an clean at work or they aint gonna make no chedda.. you is more likely to get stank puss from a random at 2am
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    :nojj:
     
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    they did have lots of baby wipes...and rum for boob disinfecting
     
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    she was pretty damn cute, tight little blonde about 23 natural 32c's
     
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    Nope, it might be dipped in jizz. At my bachelor party a funny thing happened with the Pussy Pop. Everything like you said except at the end the strippers would take the wrapper off and then give you the blow pop. The stripper got distracted and just gave me buddy the blowpop. He was sucking on it for like a good 10 minutes when he realized it was still wrapped. :jj: He was sceeved out for a while because he is a huge germaphobe:jj:
     
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    This was back in '85 or '86. We were seriously fucked up that night. Some of us were more fucked up than others.

    My friend really does not see the humor in bringing this story up from time to time.