Would you eat at a restaurant if the chef was sporting a full hipster beard?

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  1. Gretsch Man

    Gretsch Man Well-Known Member

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    I walked out of a restaurant tonight after seeing that the chef had a full, uncovered disgusting beard. On the way out, I told the manager there was no way I would eat something prepared by a dude with a peatree dish on his face. My wife said I overreacted.

    Normally germs and dirt never bother me. Hell, I'll eat shit right off the living room floor if I drop it from my plate. The whole beard thing is disgusting though, especially on a guy preparing food. Did I overreact?
     
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    Beards are fucking disgusting.
     
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    sounds stupid to me but the majority of the people here are getting up there in age and their views are outdated, so im sure u will get a lot of support on this one. the real issue should be was he skinny or fat. never trust a skinny cook.
     
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    I'm as OCD as they come, but I generally don't give a fuck about bacteria if the food is set in front of me piping hot. The boiling heat'll kill anything.

    Cold is another story. I totally saw my Indian guy catch some rice pudding he over-served and plop it back in the cup with his thumb earlier today. I didn't say anything, but I didn't eat any of it either.
     
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    You make a good point. He was skinny as hell.

    Nice av too, btw.
     
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    I only see hipster beards at the vegan and gluten-free faggotry around these parts.
     
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    When you eat at any restaurant or any food you didn't prepare.... you are taking a huge chance. I'm scared to think of what I have eaten in the past....
     
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    Study says some beards are dirtier than toilet seats

    LOUISVILLE, Ky. (WDRB) - Beards could experience a decline in popularity after a recent study.

    A study conducted by a New Mexico TV station swabbed the beards of a handful of men.

    All of the beards had substantial amounts of bacteria, which was the same type found on most surfaces.

    However, some of the beards contained bacteria that could cause illness.

    Experts recommend thorough beard scrubbings and keeping your hands away from your face.

    Scientists say if find samples like these were found in a water system, it would need to be shut down for disinfecting.

    Copyright 2015 WDRB News. All rights reserved.


    http://www.wdrb.com/story/28993433/study-says-some-beards-are-dirtier-than-toilet-seats
     
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    If you want to save money on going to restaurants, watch these kind of shows. They'll make you stay away from them for a while.
     
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    My girl is a great cook and doesn't like going out to restaurants. After seeing those pictures, she's on to something.
     
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    This was 1997. Wonder if things have changed.
     
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    was he wearing a hairnet over the beard?
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    whenever I see a hipster with a crazy beard, I automatically think he's gay.
     
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    Nope, his was fully exposed.
     
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    I don't know about gay but I think I'd have to be one ugly mother fucker to wear that stupid mask instead of shaving my face.
     
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    What are you saying there Sonny??:grouch: We are getting up there!! Speak for yourself.. I imagine us all to be young and fresh as daisys:giggle:..
     
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    I love how at these places they have the people preparing foods with plastic gloves on…Like all the grossness magically disappears..If he picks his nose, its Ok if he does not wash his hands because he's wearing rubber gloves..:eek: Those bugg bugs still make their way to our sandwiches..
     
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    Supposedly beards are full of fecal material.
    All of the "piping hot food" in the world won't kill e coli. Furthermore, boiling and freezing can kill bacteria and viruses; it won't do a damn thing to the toxins they release or have released.
    Huge beards are such a trend around here. I see the guys with the jethro-beard, shaved sides of heads and the beaver pelt on top; then add skinny jeans and a flannel shirt. Presto! Lumbersexual!
     
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    As long as fish balls were not on the menu I could overlook the hipster beard.
     
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