Would you ever lie by saying you're gay to get out of a marriage or relationship?

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  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Could there be some partners out there that are so crazy the only way to get away is to pretend to play for the other team?
     
  2. Billy Brown

    Billy Brown Suck my dick from the back VIP

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    Only if the girl in the on deck circle was really hot.
     
  3. Atomic Wedgie

    Atomic Wedgie Crash Victim

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    Ask Zeit.
     
  4. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    Baltimore mikes not lying
     
  5. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i've never done it.
     
  6. Johnnykstaint

    Johnnykstaint A real one way mother f-er Gold

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    If they're crazy enough, even that wont discourage them. I must be a pretty vile human being but no one has ever once attempted to "cling". Usually, my shit is left on the porch and Im told to not ring the doorbell! :jj:
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    Ask Lemmy's wife.
     
  8. VAsiCkBoy

    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I did once! :pickme:
     
  9. Mack

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    Is this thread about Engaged Chicken's ex?
     
  10. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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  11. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    You're an angry little man. Has anyone ever told you that? :p

    Poor thing.
     
  12. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Your cakes are burning.
     
  13. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    It's a good thing you don't care what he thinks. :jj:
     
  14. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    No. They're not. The eggs are coming to room temperature as we speak. Thank you. :hippie:
     
  15. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    :hhh:

    SUCH an easy mark.
     
  16. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    Put them in the microwave.
     
  17. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    No id just leave that person like a normal adult would whats the point of a big elaborate lie :dontknow:
     
  18. Babs

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    Wouldn't they notice when you came back to the home team? :scratch:
     
  19. Engaged Chicken

    Engaged Chicken Well-Known Member

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    :lol:

    There's a stellar idea. :ufacepalm: They're in a bowl of warm water. I'm hurrying them along. :c
     
  20. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    Haven't you figured out that nobody gives a flying fuck yet?

    Definition of patronize (v)
    Bing Dictionary
    pa·tron·ize[ páytrə nz ]1.be condescending to: to treat somebody as if he or she were less intelligent or knowledgeable than yourself.

    You fall for it every fucking time. :jj: Nobody gives a fuck about your cake... you're being made fun of, dummy.