Would you fuck over or trade your children for fame and fortune?

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  1. dawg

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    This man did.

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    Wheel of fortune! :cheer:
     
  3. Sheiky Baby

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    How much fortune?
     
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    those 3 pirate hookers he spawned will have plenty of cash to alleviate their lifetime of daddy issues. fuck em all.
     
  5. luvsimpsons

    luvsimpsons Well-Known Member

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    If I had Howard's children I would have done the same thing
     
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    Would you have done the same thing to your kids?
     
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    They were babies when he hid in the basement.
     
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    No. I have two little ones who drive me insane but I wouldn't do that for a million dollars.
     
  9. dawg

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    Howard failed his children. all the fucking money in the world will not buy them happiness or heal their wounds.
     
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    Alison seems like a good mom though.
     
  11. dawg

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    True but daddy issues are the worst.
     
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    EGADS! WHAT A MONSTER!!!:nooo:
     
  13. ilovebacon

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    Remember on Piers Morgan he said Beth was the 'best thing that ever happened to him?' #awkward

    Sorry girls!
     
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    some days i would trade mine for a pack of camels and i dont even smoke
     
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    That was a big fuck you to his daughters, on national tv no less :jj:
     
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    and you can only see a quarter of her :)
     
  17. harlock

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    The squirrel, who listens while waiting on bent knees,
    has inspired the leaves to fall towards a puddle
    Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo Za Zoo


    just sayin'
     
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    whatsit Dawg Lover VIP

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    :grad:
     
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    they don't seem to be hurt by not having him as a full time father.
     
  20. ELMACO510

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    If it meant I got to fuck a horse...maybe.