Would you fuck that Progressive.com chick?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I would hit that like she owed me money, because I figure she's got big cash from making all those insurance commercials, and could take care of her man like a good women should. :pimp:

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  2. dawg

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    Yes.
     
  3. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    sure
     
  4. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Too pale and I don't find her sexy. :pimp:
     
  5. dawg

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    If she squatted on your face I bet you would change your mind.
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    she's gotta be wild in the sack, quoting all of those quotes
     
  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    She's better looking irl, I think.

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  8. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Dawg would like to give her the red rocket.
     
  9. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    I bet she has a dumpy cottage cheese ass with a 70's bush. :puke:


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  10. newcastlefan

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    maybe she looks better when she cleans up.
     
  11. dawg

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    I would suck the hairs into my mouth.
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    She's got that "quirky chick" thing going on. :pimp:
     
  13. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh:


    I would shave her down and only fuck her from topside. :pimp:
     
  14. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Nope. If we are talking about the T Mobile chick that's a different story.
     
  15. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    She looks better without all that clown makeup.
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Yes
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    This thread again?
     
  18. Schmoopy

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    Just noticed the name tag. :facepalm:

    Time for bed.
     
  20. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    Sorry, not on here 24/7, my bad. :dontknow: