WTF Would you gal react like this guy's after he requests prostate play?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Help! My Girlfriend Is Convinced I’m Gay After I Made This Request In Bed
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    A young man on Reddit claims that what was supposed to be an innocent discussion with his girlfriend about their sexual fantasies went unexpectedly awry.

    “The other morning, me and my apparently sane, rational girlfriend were fooling about in bed,” the post begins. “All is well, we are naked and having fun, discussing things that we might like to try sexually together.”

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    The topic of “prostate play” came up.

    The man explains: “I have experimented before with prostate play, both solo and with partners, and we have even tried prostate massage together so I expressed an interest in pegging. I had to explain to her what that was… and she lost it.”

    The woman “burst into tears” before grabbing her things, getting dressed and running out of the apartment. She stopped answering her boyfriend’s texts and calls and even went so far as to block him on Facebook.

    Days later, he says, “I got an email.”

    The girlfriend wrote that she believed he was deeply closeted and said she wasn’t interested in being the vehicle on his road to homosexuality.

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    “Apparently I ‘revealed my latent urges’ by asking to be pegged, and I will ‘inevitably crave the real thing’,” he writes. “She has expressed sorrow for running out on me, but apparently is leaving me for my own good so that I can ‘follow my true self’.”

    But it gets worse, he says.

    Days later, he writes, “I … had literature put through my door on accepting yourself, how to come out, anti-homophobia stuff and PHONE CALLS FROM MY PARENTS. Apparently she rang my mother to let her know I came out to her (the ex) and would need some support.”

    “Seriously,” he says, “WTF??”

    Now the man claims mutual friends are reporting that she’s telling everyone on Facebook that they’ve broken up because he’s into “prostate play” because he’s gay.

    “What the hell do I do here,” he wonders, “other than never speak to the crazy cow again?”

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  2. Zyro

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    I had to look up pegging. Now I get why she feels the way she does. He might be gay or bi.

    But airing all that stuff out on Facebook isn't cool.
     
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    Oh those wacky Brits, all into butt stuff and things of this nature
     
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    I think if you want a woman to do something to you, you're not gay. That said, the whole pegging thing seems to go against the "Men give; women receive." axiom regarding penetration. So I understand why she'd be a little taken aback. She should have politely told him she didn't think it was something she'd be able to do for him though. And maybe later asked him if he feels bi/gay. Not freaked out and broadcasted it all over social media.
     
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    Is there a difference if she used her finger vs a butt plug? What if she uses a black dildo on the guy?
     
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    The shed seems to be very gay tonight. Just sayin'
     
  7. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    All good questions, Mr. Discharge. I hear the bell. Let's shelve this til tomorrow's class discussion.
     
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    Why are you gay if you want to do butt-play shit with your woman?

    Just because you want your ass stimulated in some way, doesn't mean you suddenly find men attractive.

    Pretty dumb.

    Any sex act that a man performs with a woman is not a gay act.

    Ya know why?

    Because it's with a WOMAN you morans!
     
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    But what if she's using a black cock-shaped dildo with a 3" diameter and it's rammed 8" deep into your ass?
    And what if Barbara Streisand is playing?
     
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    You're still with a woman.
     
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    Okay, let's say she used to be a man. Everything's looking like a woman on her and she's now legally a woman
     
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    It's a man. You're a homo-gay.
     
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    good riddance..she'd have wacked out over something eventually
     
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    Could you shove this up my ass?

    Btw, I'm NOT gay

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    Oh, okay
     
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    Where's Pussah to weigh in on this? His GF pegged him.
     
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    Then try to think about the blind kittens in the other room that your spokesmodel wife will be pimping out of your closet in the morning.
     
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    Clearly there was something else going on in her head. She had other issues with the relationship and chose this as the excuse to play out the breakup.
     
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    It's not the act that makes you gay, it's who you do it with.
     
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    Has anyone actually see pegging in porn? It looks even more gay in my view than seeing a dude getting fucked by another dude. It basically involves a man often a muscular man with a bald head {Which makes it look even more gay} getting bent over and fucked by some female who is much smaller in height and bodyweight or even worse he spreads his legs and the female fucks him. I have never seen anything so gay in all my life. I can maybe understand these male porn stars doing it, they are doing it for a quick buck, but I can totally understand a woman freaking the fuck out if her boyfriend/husband wants that in a relationship. It's not just the gay thing, women tend to want to feel dominated in bed in my experience feel secure with their man who is in fact a man, they don't want some girly man getting on all fours lubed up and ready to be pounded by her wearing a strap on cock. the smell of his ass invading the room. And I bet he shaves all his bodyhair off.

    If that man in question wants a woman to pound him like in pulp fiction, he ought to have done the time honored thing all perverts in a relationship do, find a whore to do it. It's probably not even technically cheating to have some big black bitch invading your ass with a plastic cock and blowing your back out. He could just see it as a 'therapy' session if it makes him feel better.
     
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    She's right but went a lil overboard