Would you get anally probed for $1.6 million?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    Man who sued Deming, Hidalgo County over wrongful buttocks probe for drugs settles for $1.6 million

    POSTED: 11:11 AM MST Jan 13, 2014 UPDATED: 11:41 AM MST Jan 13, 2014


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    The City of Deming and Hidalgo County have settled a lawsuit with a man who was anally probed in a search for drugs.
    According to a KOB-TV report, the lawsuit was settled in December for $1.6 million.
    What Happened
    A review of medical records, police reports and a federal lawsuit show deputies with the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office, police officers with the City of Deming and medical professionals at the Gila Regional Medical Center made some questionable decisions.
    The incident began January 2, 2013 after David Eckert finished shopping at the Wal-Mart in Deming. According to a federal lawsuit, Eckert didn't make a complete stop at a stop sign coming out of the parking lot and was immediately stopped by law enforcement.
    Eckert's attorney, Shannon Kennedy, said in an interview with KOB that after law enforcement asked him to step out of the vehicle, he appeared to be clenching his buttocks. Law enforcement thought that was probable cause to suspect that Eckert was hiding narcotics in his anal cavity. While officers detained Eckert, they secured a search warrant from a judge that allowed for an anal cavity search.
    The lawsuit claims that Deming Police tried taking Eckert to an emergency room in Deming, but a doctor there refused to perform the anal cavity search citing it was "unethical."
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Fuck yes I would
     
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    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I hope those fucking cops at least got fired...no problem, heres 1.6 million of tax payer money! :)
     
  4. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    i would anally probe a dude with my tongue for 1.6 million
     
  5. Gomez

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    this butt searching's been happening a lot here lately
    lots of new millionaires
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

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    For 1.6 million I would let Derrick Rose assfuck me
     
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    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    now that's gay!
     
  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    what about Lexington Steele at Giants Stadium

    .. on Pay-Per-View?


    hmmm well?
     
  9. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    will there be lots of lube?
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Is it tax free?
     
  11. Mack

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    :lol: No shit? :smile:

    You paid a guy $300 to suck his cock.
     
  12. Gomez

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    tax free, but no lube :nono:
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    what are they probbing with?
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Sold


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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I'd get anally probed for 1.6 dollars.
     
  16. Gomez

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    you self-lubricate back there?
     
  17. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    only a little
     
  18. Maschine Zeit

    Maschine Zeit Well-Known Member

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    ouch, for how long?
     
  19. jokeland

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    I PAY a doctor to do it once a year. It would be nice to see some of that money come back my way