Would you go after Tom Cruise?

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  1. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Sure the fuck would! Damn! I mean Xenu Damn!

    Love me some hot Ohio White Snatch!

    Damn!
     
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    Show me the money first :grad:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    shes actually built funny, & not sexy or hot...totally void of sex appeal.
     
  4. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    I'm from Ohio, this is the first time I've ever heard of "hot Ohio White snatch". :jj:
     
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    She is listed on the Hollywood Herpes List. Think I'll pass. Tom never caught as she does not have a penis and therefore they never had sex.
     
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    She has a knee-vagina:

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I think you would be following a turkey baster btw.
     
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    Probably some sort of Scientology torture shit...
     
  9. suckemnuckledus

    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Are you from Elyria?
     
  10. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    And the herpes doesn't help
     
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    No, I live in the absolute middle of nowhere outside of Blanchester. I think Elyria is up by Cleveland, that may as well be a whole other state up there.
     
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    Dawson's vagina creek :scared:
     
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    To go after Tom, you would have to bang Travolta. :grad:
     
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    You can try to go after Tom Cruise, You can't catch him on his Ducati
     
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    I ate two slices of bad pizza, went to bed and grew a conscience! :grad: