Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TonyJax, Apr 26, 2014.
Yeah, totally. I would have no issue with it. Now, I could never date a mentally retarded chick. Too weird.
I'd do the retard over the amputee.
This is a tough question. Wow.
If I got to know him for a while and liked him, I suppose so.
If I were on a dating site or someone wanted to hook me up and "btw, I am/he is an amputee" I honestly probably wouldn't give him a chance.
Matter of fact, I've been hitting on this retarded chick down in the politics forum. I'm going to bang her. I'm going to bang smart into her.
I could probably deal with being with a one armed chick. I'd bang a one legged chick but she probably wouldn't be my woman.
I'd totally knock the fake leg off, and run.
I'd do the first chick, but not the second. The dude is an obvious yes.
If my wife got her arm chopped off then yes I would
but if I was single and starting a new relationship hell NO
Even me being in the military if I got my legs amputated and I was single. I wouldn't blame the ladies for not being with me
Though if you got in a fight you could always take and hide the fake leg like Janice did in the Sopranos. Classic.
I was on a first date/hook-up with this chick who was really cool, a friend of a friend deal, and we hit it off. As were making-out and doing the wandering hands thing, she puts her hand through my hair, and I recall thinking despite the fact I'm about to get laid, there was something definitely weird about what I was feeling on the back of my head. It wasn't until she was unbuttoning her blouse one-handed when I realized her right hand and wrist hadn't fully grown and developed...like a fucking mini-me hand! Of course, I powered through it...it would have been cruel to stop then, and our mutual friend would have killed me!
So a hand job was out of the question?
It was just out of reach.
When Jim lamply was married to Bree walker we'd be watching him call a real lopsided fight and my freind would say lamply should say, that one fighter has a better chance of winning this fight than I do getting a hand job from my wife tonight. He was a funny fuck
LOL, I meant to mention this, because the question was inevitable. She DID wrap the gnarled little fingers around my cock, but her hand was so small she couldn't even touch fingers to thumb. I'm Irish, so it was nice to have a "big" cock for a while! This was early '90s...a little before photoshop.
Buzz is killed, dry heaves are in progress.
I fucked this one broad 3 days after she had a masectomy