Would you have sex with Howard if his show went back to how it was?

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  1. RobinsBedSores

    RobinsBedSores VIP Extreme Gold

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    Let's say Howard promised to bring back Jackie and the non-PC element of the show we all came to know and love. The only thing he asks in return is that you have sex with him. That means oral and that means anal. Would you do it?
     
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    I might consider shoving a cattle prod up his asshole from a distance.
     
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    You have to make out with him too.
     
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    In that case, I'll let the show remain shitty:c
     
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    Only if roofies were supplied so I wouldn't remember a thing.
     
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    Howard's a one pump chump with a little dick, you wouldn't even feel anything and it would be over in a second. I know ya hate Beff, and I'm sure it would piss her off!
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    If I did, I would expect lifetime supporter status and 10K in vCash...that is for sure!!:)
     
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    i would need more conditions to consider it:

    guaranteed no horse diseases

    he must fully acknowledge and admit all the douchery that's transpired since the breakup with alison and the decline of the show. it must be full disclosure, no blanket apology.

    no handcuffs on jackie.

    howard must "let it shine" for at least one show. he can put the hair hat back on after though.

    i'll need some money. i'll need some kind of pills. alcohol would only cause things to get ugly.
     
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    I would 69 with him but that's as far as I would go.
     
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    I'd do it for the good of the people, but I would need to drink an $800.00 bottle of wine first.
     
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    Shit, how much worse could it get?
     
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    I don't think Howie like's to eat the vag...that is if your a chick. If your a guy he would love it.
     
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    Naw, I'm a guy, happily married with children. Just for the good of entertainment would I 69 with Howard.
     
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    Hell fricken no lulz
     
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    What about a makeout session and dry humping?
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    :facepalm:
    I just realized. You're just asking the guys, aren't you? :giggle:
     
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    Howard's bi, so guys and gals can answer.
     
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    :hic:
     
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    OK. But he doesn't like blowjobs.