Would you have sex with your mom for.......Five Hundred Thousand Dollars?

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  1. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    I would, if I didn't have to split it with her. :coffee:
     
  2. Mister Joshua

    Mister Joshua New Member

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    Hell no. Money aint everything.
     
  3. koclem

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    I would need to give her a ruphie first
     
  4. SmellyHorseBeth

    SmellyHorseBeth New Member

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    What's the catch?
     
  5. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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  6. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    Is it tax free? :c
     
  7. Tans Lover

    Tans Lover Active Member

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    I'm not into necrophelia (sex with dead people). So, no.
     
  8. VanessaChase

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    Well, I've been in her vagina once before, so...
     
  9. Howard Stork

    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I'd do your mom for free.
     
  10. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    It's probably a little different going back in than it is just coming out.
     
  11. Phil A Sheo

    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    This guy would.....

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  12. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Not for any amount of money
     
  13. Ice Hole

    Ice Hole Active Member

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    If my mom was Vanessa Chase, FUCK YEAH!
     
  14. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    :hhh: to all of the above.... :pimp:
     
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    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    That is beyond sick. You would be fucked in the head for life.
     
  16. skytzoboy

    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    My mom is not even close to being a MILF or a cougar, so you better throw some more zeroes on the end of that check. :cash:
     
  17. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I can't afford that much..... Is she willing to take a little less?:dontknow:
    :c
     
  18. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    my mom said she would do it for free
     
  19. Tranquil

    Tranquil Well-Known Member

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    I have a lot of debt I owe, that I really need to pay off. But no, I wouldn't, there are things you can do for money that are horrible, but you can live with; and then there are things you can do for money that are so bad you just can't live with yourself afterward.
     
  20. telecaster

    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    Anal only.