Would you hire me to watch your kids?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Aug 12, 2015.

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balt mike as babystiier?

  1. Hell yes

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  2. fuck no!

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  3. Gay sex

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    I don't think your name is Mike nor are you the fat slob in the pics.
    If you are...
    My mistake. o_O
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    Would you teach them the wonders of cuck love?
     
  5. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Ryan Lucas
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    One time when the internet was still pretty young, a friend was in my office and was wondering what Adam Rich from 8 is Enough looked like as a grown up.

    I alta-vista'd it and this fan site came up with all these repeating-tile images of under age Adam Rich with no shirt on. Dozens of shirtless pics....

    I tried to click off of it very fast but it was some virus.

    It would not leave my screen and I could hear people coming down the hallway...

    If they saw this I would be ruined.... I might as well be fucking a raccoon right there on my desk. It was the worst panic I ever felt.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    for the record @Chriza voted gay sex
     
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  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Thats some life you got there o_O
     
  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    I love kids btw
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I would if they had HIV
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    :wtf:
     
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    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    you measure quality of life by panic quotient ?? You gonna keel over :eek:
     
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    I was just funin' you :shucks:
     
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    DarkFriday Mlaw stole my AV Gold

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    Thank God for Prozac
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    HAL's a big kid
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    yes is winning!
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner! VIP

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    This. It's not fun or funny when he makes fun of himself.
     
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    baltimore mike Well-Known Member 2010 OG VIP

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    My name is Mike!!!!
     
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    The chubby clown is crying on the inside
     
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