Would you hire Schmoopy?

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  1. Shivvy

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    i would. the dudes dedicated. i think hed make a great employee
     
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    to vacuum the office spaces?
     
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    possibly. but i was thinking more for a sales position
     
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    To do what? Make gifs?
     
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    sell hot dogs and soda?
     
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    look, when the guy sets his mind to something theres no stopping him. his gifs are a great example
     
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    Other than honorable discharge? Probably not
     
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    his gifs are fucking horrible
     
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    i dont think id trust him around food
     
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    Now I know you are fucking around
     
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    The Shiv always fucking around
     
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    Ride the bus
     
  13. Shivvy

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    they are. but the does put in a lot of effort :dontknow:
     
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    Like a Special Olympian.
     
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    so you dont want quality work?
     
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    other than the time that his dad had life altering surgery and schmoopy failed to open the store due to tweaking, hes been there 6 days a week
     
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    youre making me rethink this whole thread idea
     
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    Which is a sign of a failing business that doesn't have the capital to hire a single part-time employee :grad:
     
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    :dancin:
     
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    :jj: + vybs