Would you hire Schmoopy?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I would.
     
  2. Vyb

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    Like as your personal vacuum repair man? :bigthink
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

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    find a fill-in worker for the several weeks at a time he goes missing because of his cough syrup a-dick-shin.
     
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    Would I have to lease his car for him like his dad does now? :bigthink
     
  5. The Cunt

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    Fuck no!!!!
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

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    Would I have to co-sign his apartment lease like his dad does now? :bigthink
     
  8. newcastlefan

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    as what? i don't need a lawn jockey
     
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    If he promised to not hit any old people I think it would be fun.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

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    schmoopy has no marketable skills.

    or purpose on this earth.

    or friends.

    or social skills.

    or inherent value.

    or money.

    or testosterone.
     
  11. Onion

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    Absolutely. :woot:
     
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    Lawn jockeys are black not Jewish tho
     
  13. Mr. Potato Head

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    Hire him for what?? We know he's a clock watcher. He wants to do the minimum. His family business needed him to work more and he wasn't willing to do it. Not the kind of guy I'm looking for. :no:
     
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    cell phone, do not forget that
     
  15. newcastlefan

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    so he's perfectly qualified to be the GOP presidential candidate?
     
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    that's racist!!
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

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    hey-ooooh! :jj:
     
  18. Mr. Potato Head

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    My dad is a self made man, because he was willing to work 7 days a week to get there.




    Clock watchers....:facepalm:
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

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    remember when schmoopy was supposed to work in the store but he never showed up so his feeble one eyed faggit dad had to go in for two weeks to cover schmoopy's shifts and only sold nothing to no customers, thereby quadrupling schmoopy's average sales?
     
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    Oh for fuck sakes. :facepalm:

    This kid gets more handouts than a welfare mom yet votes for :quote: the party of personal responsibility :quote: