WTF Would You Let Her Beat You Off?

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  1. Dorb

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    Rebekah Marine 28 year old model.
    Would you let her beat you off with her right hand? image.jpeg
     
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    Yes, she's very pretty. Hope her arm doesn't fall off when I'm getting off.
     
  3. Dorb

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    I would worry less about her arm and more about my dick.:eek:
     
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  4. wife is a whore

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    If I was spending time w/ her hindquarters, sure.
     
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    Would she stick her stump in baltimore mike's butt?
     
  6. HypocriteHowie

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    Sure, she looks the type that would do anything to get you off after the mechanical hand fails to do the trick. And that my friends would be awesome.
     
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    fuck off, Dorb
     
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    If Darth Vader had a daughter. Yes i would.
     
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    if she was topless while doing so.
     
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  10. garypagetwo

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    can she replace the hand part with a fleshlight?
     
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    For sure
     
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    That thing must be a bitch to keep clean
     
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    Sure with her left hand.
     
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    She could give me a foot job. Them mechanical hands are unpredictable.
     
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    She is beautiful. I would let her do whatever she likes.
     
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    Let her? I'd probably pay extra for it.
     
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    rather fucker face :ucoffee:

    (yes)
     
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    I would let her beat me off with a hook hand.
     
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    She's pretty hot, although left-handed tugging only please! Also, I think with a flesh colored prosthetic, you wouldn't even know she was missing an arm. Although, honestly, as attractive as she is, I don't know if she would be a model with out her "hook", so to speak.
     
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