WTF Would you let this sliding door slam your head for $21 million?

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  1. SuperFarts

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    I was expecting his head to be trapped or some shit
     
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    I fucking hate cruise ships
     
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    I'll give you my bank account number

    Fuck yeah
     
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    I'd take just a million. Or let them slam me 20.5 times.
     
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    I think Ralph gets that much for hush money





    Allegedly
     
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    Lucky bastard
     
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    UGH!!!!!!!!!

    I'm at a freaking loss.

    On the surface it looks like this guy got the standard bop on the head. The same bop we've all experienced at one point or another.

    Is it possible that a bang like that can completely change a persons personality and mood. Including suffering headaches and the like. Did it have to hit a .000001cm area with just so much force in order to create such a reaction?

    I have to ask, what about NFL lineman? They get dozens and dozens of stronger shots to the head just about every day of the week. Wouldn't they be completely out of it like this guy is claiming?

    What made his situation more critical and severe? That's the question.

    Can't say that it makes a lot of sense.
     
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    This reminds me of the time a chandler fell on Richard Simmons in a shopping mall. Howard said "I only wish I knew a chandler would fall on my head! I would stand around that mall all day!"
    The seizures don't sound fun though so I'm on the fence.
     
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    I have to go find that door and wait for it to open and run into it

    This way I can afford to ask @DiamondGoddess out

    :secret:I think she likes expensive sparkly things you know

    She's purdy


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    Haha
     
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    Yes please!
     
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    I'd let that door hit me in the ding dong for a measly $200K
     
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    For 21.5 million they can hit me in the head every day for the rest of my life.
     
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    Tracy Morgan thinks that guy's faking...:coffee:
     
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    dis nigga stealin $$$$$$$$$$
     
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    If you ask me, the guy was underpaid...
     
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    If that hit messed him up as bad as they claim then he was weak and should be culled.....not given millions.
     
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    It's not impossible, but it's hard to believe. But maybe he is the one guy not faking. 21 million still seems excessive. I mean, how long was the old fucker going to live anyway? And was he already a millionaire and needed to maintain that lifestyle? 21 fucking million. Jesus. And he's still walking around and living. Just dopey now. Smart on him to play it cool and not be doing anything he could be caught doing to prove he's full of shit. For 21 million, I could live the rest of my life pretending to not be able to do anything. His wife said he can't even change a lightbulb now. I have my doubts, but if I had 21 million, I'd never change a lightbulb again either.
     
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    Fuck yeah. I could have sold the bumpnbetter than that and gotten $40mill.
     
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