Would you let your buddy bang your wife?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by UncaDollas, Oct 21, 2012.

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Would you let your pal fuck your wife?

  1. Yes

    4 vote(s)
    4.2%

  2. No

    68 vote(s)
    71.6%

  3. I'd jerk off to it

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%

  4. I'd eat his ass while he did it

    5 vote(s)
    5.3%

  5. Only a blow job and just once

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  6. If it was Hulk he could fuck my kid too

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. He could shit on her

    1 vote(s)
    1.1%

  8. We could do a DP

    2 vote(s)
    2.1%

  9. no but he could jerk off on her face

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  10. Only if he ran off with her

    13 vote(s)
    13.7%
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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Can anyone identify with Bubba?
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #1
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    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    No way in hell :grad:
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #2
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  4. Woof

    Woof Liver Shots?

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    If I had one,NO.

    Lets flip this,If you had a 18+ yr old daughter?Would you offer her?

    So whys the Wife different?
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #4
  5. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    What about a Dutch oven?
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #5
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    IlluminatiJones New Member

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    In reality: no way. In ideal porno-fantasy: sure!

    I wouldn't be jerking off to it in my office, though. I'd be in the bedroom with them and my buddy's gf/wife and we'd all be having a good time; double-teaming my wife, then my buddy's girl, swapping chicks then swapping back, etc. Yeah, in my mind it's really hot.

    But I care too much about our marriage to really gamble with it like that, and so does my wife. You're playing with fire there, and I think you've got to be wired a certain way to roll like that and really pull it off, and we're not. Also, we're not bored with each other sexually. A think a lot of couples just reach the end of their sexual rope with each other and get bored and look for new experiences.

    And Heather wasn't even satisfied with all the dudes Bubba brought home for her; she had to go out on her own and get even more cock! Sex can definitely become a bottomless pit type of thing, and that's dangerous. Right, Charlie Sheen?

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    But what Bubba and Heather had wasn't a real marriage anyway. I don't know what it was; a front for him, I suppose, and a financial opportunity for her. He's gay and she's a soulless idiot-whore. There had nothing between them so there was really nothing to lose.

    The one thing this story wasn't was surprising.
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #6
  7. ShutupMoron

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    :rofl: "Only if he ran off with her"
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #7
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    Fuck no

    [video=youtube_share;W1cb1Gk1ueE]http://youtu.be/W1cb1Gk1ueE[/video]
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #8
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    Only if my "pal" were a chick.
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #9
  10. JDDaBadAhz

    JDDaBadAhz Active Member

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    That's one dumb bastard.

    [video=youtube;J6QnvknfLAU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6QnvknfLAU[/video]
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #10
  11. Johnny B

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    Your cock feels so good in my pussy.
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #11
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    He should have this as his ringtone instead of that shitty song by his dumb daughter..
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #12
  13. Johnny B

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    Put your prick in my moist Jew fuckhole.
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #13
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    I knew a guy like bubba...he married the chick that everyone had already fucked cause she fucked him..
    what a fatass cocksucking dope..I bet everyone at the wedding knew and didn't tell blubber..
    now he plays it off like ohh we had an open marriage, I'm a wild and crazy guy..yea right.
    ya married a slit bluba..the jokes on you.. tee hee
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #14
  15. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    Back in my early 20s I was friends with this married guy. We were at his house and his wife had fallen asleep on the couch. So he says check this out... He puts in a video of him wearing his wife's pussy out. She was hot too. I mean really HOT. All I could think about, besides wanting to bang her, was how can this dude show me this. I would look at the TV and see her getting plowed and then I would look over at her asleep. It was a bit surreal.

    Anyway, about 6 months later, another friend of ours ends up fucking her and my buddy, the husband, cries foul. I couldn't get over how he'd disrespected her by showing the video then he's surprised that she fucked someone else...
     
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    ya, we housesat a nice beachhouse years back & the hot wife owner was getting plowed by some other dude on the tape that was left in the vcr...they were open evidently & wanted our asses also. i would have let my wife sleep with that guy if i got his wife. i always wanted to somehow work a deal where my wife could fuck someone as long as she would later let me bring home some cutie for a threesome, ya baby...
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #16
  17. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I wonder how much Hulk paid Bubba? Probably 20 a blow, 50 a fuck.
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #17
  18. Mr Doodle

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    I'd be open to a wife swap deal or Indecent Proposal style $ but not with me getting nothing out of the deal
     
    Oct 21, 2012 #18
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    I answered no in the poll, but the deal could be sweetened financially or physically in a way not reflected in the poll.
     
    Oct 22, 2012 #19
  20. Johnny B

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    If your buddy promised to fuck you afterwards?
     
    Oct 22, 2012 #20
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