Would you lick Howard's asshole for $1 million?

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  1. HorseVsPelican

    HorseVsPelican Well-Known Member

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    He's always talking about Beth not doing that. If he offered you 1 million dollars would you tongue his asshole for a good 30 seconds?

    I would. The money is tax free too and nobody would know about it.
     
  2. Shine

    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    Yes
     
  3. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Howard fucking Stern......And nobody would know about it? Nigga' Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!
     
  4. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    No, but I'd like to kick his ass for free....
     
  5. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    you just told us you would. so, we know about it.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

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    Sorry but I refuse to follow ralph no matter how much money is on the table.
     
  7. Humongous

    Humongous Well-Known Member

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    Yup.
     
  8. Robert Higgins

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    There isn't much I would not do for $1million after tax dollars.
     
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    I would probably rip his pants off to get to it for a million bucks. Fuck it, I've probably had worse shit on my tongue.
     
  10. John Smith

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    What a dumb thread.
     
  11. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Oops should have read before i posted.
     
  12. HatemanLives

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    It would be hard to keep tongueing his hole after the first five seconds with him wriggling around and moaning "put that beercan in me NOW"
     
  13. Dick Gozinya

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    Why the hell not? As, um, anal as he is about cleanliness, its probably cleaner than a cafeteria plate.
     
  14. Dick Gozinya

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    I walked away from the computer after I made that post and as I wandered away, got to wondering if I could actually do it without puking. :jj:
     
  15. Milky Sauce

    Milky Sauce New Member

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    A million bucks? Fuck yeah! I just tongued my wife's asshole for a lot longer than 30 seconds. He seems clean, let's go baybee
     
  16. EddyG

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    Even Robins asshole is unappetizing, unless its after a coffee enema, I like coffee
     
  17. Vashier

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    with Howard's hygiene it would be cleaner than most other peoples faces.:dontknow:
     
  18. schnauzer

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    For $1 million eat his doody with sauce on side
     
  19. ELMACO510

    ELMACO510 Resident Asshole VIP

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    Before or after one of shits with "remnants", with or w/o use of his $10K NASA built bidet toilet?

    What about Blobin??? That's the real question. How much money would it take to lick her charcoal black asshole???
     
  20. yippeekyaa

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    No, but i'd pay $100 bucks to see a feltspot vs Benbas cage fight.