News Would you like herpes to go with your Happy Meal?

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    Herpes infected Louisiana fast-food worker Elijah Johnson spit on officer's hamburger

    Police have arrested a fast-food worker they say was suffering from herpes and spat on an officer's burger.

    Spokesman for the Baton Rouge Police Department, Cpl. Don Coppola, tells The Advocate 21-year-old Elijah Johnson was booked Sunday on counts including mingling harmful substances.

    Coppola says a lieutenant noticed what looked like spit on the top of a burger he ordered at a Dairy Queen
     
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    If I were a cop I think Id pack my lunch everyday.
     
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    What are you trying to put every donut shop owner out of business? the f*** is wrong with you donut shop owners need Maseratis too mother f*****
     
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    I like to cook at home. I'll spit in my own food thank you.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    Couldn't have said it better myself!
     
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    I'll laugh when all the cops refuse to respond to calls in the hood and they all turn into lil Mogadishu.
     
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    Cops don't pay for their donuts... what's wrong with you man?
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    ive masturbated in a to go container when i worked at Friendlys once
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I love Dairy Queen
     
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    Why not, I already have chlymidia from the ball pit.
     
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    What's wrong with me?
    More like what's right with me
     
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    Special sauce ?
     
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    And dairy queen loves you
     
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    I like their happy ending sundaes
     
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    My brother is a cop, he wont drink coffee or even fountain soda when he is working.
     
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    "A cop walks into a soul food restaurant...stop me if you heard this! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!...."

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    While in training they should wash out uniformed officers who stop and eat at fast food restaurants. Intelligence problem.